NoobClock666's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Monster Match]

This game looks so great. The little pixel monsters and heroes are cute. But I'm sorry, this game isn’t really good. And you know why.
CANDY CRUSH. I hate Candy Crush so much. Or Bejeweled rip offs. But you get the point.
They all suck. Just get three in a row. It’s too long and too boring. Just like every stupid Candy Crush games ever made.
You worked really hard on this game and you could have done something better with the little pixel characters you made but you didn’t. The little fight animations are the best parts. But it didn’t matter because I was too focus on the fake “gameplay”.
I really hope you get better.

[A Date with Death]

better date simulator then doki doki literature club.
Because that game is boring as hell! There's nothing to do but read boring text! If I wanted to read text that don't mean anything. I WOULD JUST READ MOBY DICK!
But good game.

[Claret]

Just like meat boy but new and fresh.

[Frame Game - Gif Maker]

This is great for making gifs of dicks.

[Deeper Devils]

This would be great for hardcore gamers on steam.

[Island Destroyer]

I'm good at video games!
also the music is giving my ears a Bonner. but not in a ASMR way, because I'm not a fucking pervert.

* Honk Honk *

[Ketris]

you forgot the sounds...but good game buy the way.

[Vampi 3D]

that's a vampier? I thought it was a ghost?
anyways, great short puzzle.
it's really amazing when you solve them.

[QUETZALCOATL - The Aztec Ride]

my high score is 3148.
good game.

[Bandage up Kims Wounds]

did I win?