NoobClock666's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Luigi's Game (v.1.2b)]

Really great game. This should have gotten front page.

[Pico's School]

One day, I saw a dead bird on the side of the road. I couldn't find a stick, so I just grabs some pebbles and softly flicked at it. Then I found a stick. I pocked at it and scream. It didn’t move, but I still scream. I pick at it some more and record myself of me doing it. Back home, I show my mom the photo of the dead bird and laughed. But she didn’t think it was funny. It was a good thing I didn't show her the video. I'm saving that for a girl I like. Why am I talking about this? Well, there’s a metal that’s called Brutal and it says something about the thing I just did. This other time a long time ago back in high school, I took photos of a road kill raccoon and a woman called me a sicko. I should poke dead animals with sticks more often.
Anyways, this is one of the greatest flash games in history. And also, this is something every school shooting needs… A HERO. But it’s better if they never happen. Thanks for making everyone's childhood kick ass.

[Mario-Combat]

This game made me feel like a badass back when I was a kid. Probably because this was one of the rare games I could beat.

[Rushdown Rivals Reloaded]

I love the designs of the robots and the way it's so satisfying to shoot them in the head.

[End Of The Dead]

I hate when you have a game where the arrow keys also make the window screen roll down.'
But I still was able to beat it, and it's okay.

Flaqko responds:

Thanks for letting me know though, on my future games ill also add WASD to move as well

[Fat Fish Aquarium]

This game is too boring! How long does it take to buy ONE fish?! Insaniquarium BY PopCap is more fun than this. I never played that game, only the zombie one. But I still love the style of this game.

AtreyuGilbert responds:

It's funny, you say Insaniquarium is better and then you immediately admit that you haven't even played the damn game. Oh well, at least you like the style this game has...

[NG BBS Awards 2022]

When I saw that hateful cunt (YOU KNOW THE ONE) and his post about Kazuki Takahashi, it made me cringe. Why did you add him and his post? He’s nothing but an asshole, should he be forgotten by now? His concept of HATE is fucking stupid.
But congratulations to @DrunkGecko

Little-Radiodemon responds:

Ma boy here doesn't know how awards work.

I don't pick the nominations, the BBS does, then votes on them.

[Killer Become]

The title screen music is good, but it won't start.

[Peter the Ant Clicker]

A clicker game? I HATE THESE TYPES OF GAMES! They are so boring! There’s no game, it’s just licking on an image. Mineless dopamine. I could have more enjoyment by playing a flash game that was short and funny. The first Petter the Ant game was mindless fun, but it was short, but clicker games take forever. Also the first Petter the Ant game takes skill to hit Petter in one hit.
Was I too mean? If I was, MY BAD.

lucasunderscore responds:

petter the ant