What is with you with cooch shots to women? It's weird.

You shouldn't think little of him.
* Honk Honk *

This one time I got a free book at a Dollar Tree.

Wait, this is not made up? This is a real bootleg computer repair store in Koaigimachi, Japan that was closed?... Do I smell LORE?!

" WHAT IS HAPPENING!!?? "

The gun doesn't work.

I like to think that hank is kind of like KENNY...From South Park.
They both don't show their face. You can't understand what they say...AND THEY DIE ALL THE TIME AND COME BACK,

Blue hour sounds like a name for a beer; only sad divorced losers would drink, and they would listen to this music pacifically.

* Honk Honk *

But I still like it.

your really good at music.
have you try selling it?

Wow, look how much you have grown.

You forgot to put MILF in the tag again...That is a MILF, right? Do people really want to have sex with that thing? I know nothing about this game. But still colorful.

...Why did you give him boobs?