NoobClock666's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Megaman vs Ghosts&Goblins]

I just love Mega man flash games that stay true to the Megaman game play.

[ART GALLERY COLLAB]

WHAT!? NO! IT’S NOT LIKE THAT! IT WASN’T LIKE THAT! Fuck! I should have given it more connection! Jeff was gay! He would never want to do that! Unless he hates women. But still, if people think he made that art, people are gonna think I'm a fucking psycho that would fuck dead guys brains! I'm 100% sure he does that.
Who am I kidding? You said it like that because I deserve this. I was the true villain. I made fun at people doing things I thought was retarded and queer. I'm sorry.
Actually, fuck it. I don’t care. More people will see this art of that stupid fox and see her die. I need to make more gore of Chikin Nuggit!
Thanks for letting me be part of this collab. And all the reviews on the arts was funny.

Thetageist responds:

BREAAAAAAD

[Bird Tapper's Retro Challenge]

This was such a unique Super Mario Bros NES parody, which is the reason why I clicked on the thumbnail in the first place. But you gave the game its own funny personality and connected most of all the Levels into one play throw, that I needed to beat. I had so much fun playing this. WHAT!? -46 LIVES!? I really suck. Thank you so much for giving us infinite lives or I would have never beaten this. I should play more NG games.
I also just love the music in this game.

[CLUSTER OC]

This is super unfair. How can I even play this game without getting hit and falling over? It’s not even fun.

[Underage Driving]

This is just a really fun game. I love that the graphics are real life photographs of toys. I enjoy the movements and the gameplay changing is a really cool idea that some games should do. But my beef with this game is that the controls are not really good. You have to use the mouse on the side of the left screen only and sometimes the mouse cursor gets too far away and you lose control of your car. And sometimes you just lose control of your car for no reason. I think this game was meant for mobile use, but it should also work on desktop too. So maybe let players use the keyboard.

EDITED 12/20/2023
I can use the keyboard now? Thank you!

6/13/2024
My score was 830 until I stopped. Still a fun game.

ThePeterson responds:

welp, you can use the keyboard to play instead :3

[Mine Sweeper]

... This is better than Fat Fish Aquarium.

[Help Me Clean My Room!]

Sweet game. The girl in this is very cute. But maybe I should clean my room too.

12/22/2024 edited:
I DID IT! I FINNLU CLEAN MY ROOM! THANK YOU!

[Minecraft Target Practice]

I clicked out of the screen and everything was kind of gray for some reason. But I got a score of 100 so that's cool. Kepp of the good work.

ThatOneGuy9623 responds:

You were highlighting the game screen, as if you were highlighting some text. Also I will kepp up the good work. (/s)

[Pizzio's Pizza (3D)]

This is going to be stupid, but this game is vary personnel to me. Working in a pizza job was my first ever job and I feel a lot of joy in this. I miss that. Also, riding a bike and delivering pizza looks cool.

Xinxinix responds:

You're an incredible person and I'm glad Benny's game's silliness resonates with you on a personal level, because we definitely had fun coming together to make it ^^;