NoobClock666's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[End Of The Dead]

I hate when you have a game where the arrow keys also make the window screen roll down.'
But I still was able to beat it, and it's okay.

Flaqko responds:

Thanks for letting me know though, on my future games ill also add WASD to move as well

[Fat Fish Aquarium]

This game is too boring! How long does it take to buy ONE fish?! Insaniquarium BY PopCap is more fun than this. I never played that game, only the zombie one. But I still love the style of this game.

AtreyuGilbert responds:

It's funny, you say Insaniquarium is better and then you immediately admit that you haven't even played the damn game. Oh well, at least you like the style this game has...

[Zelda: Lampshade]

I beat it? I FINNEY BEAT IT! After years and years, I never beat this game as a kid because I couldn't read. But I did it. Instead of going to bed on time, I beat a flash game. I hope Nintendo Acknowledged this game and was proud of you.
This is part of my childhood and I thank you for making this.
But kind of sucks that you don't get a sword or fight anything other than the lamp boss.

[NG BBS Awards 2022]

When I saw that hateful cunt (YOU KNOW THE ONE) and his post about Kazuki Takahashi, it made me cringe. Why did you add him and his post? He’s nothing but an asshole, should he be forgotten by now? His concept of HATE is fucking stupid.
But congratulations to @DrunkGecko

Little-Rena responds:

Ma boy here doesn't know how awards work.

I don't pick the nominations, the BBS does, then votes on them.

[Killer Become]

The title screen music is good, but it won't start.

[Peter the Ant Clicker]

A clicker game? I HATE THESE TYPES OF GAMES! They are so boring! There’s no game, it’s just licking on an image. Mineless dopamine. I could have more enjoyment by playing a flash game that was short and funny. The first Petter the Ant game was mindless fun, but it was short, but clicker games take forever. Also the first Petter the Ant game takes skill to hit Petter in one hit.
Was I too mean? If I was, MY BAD.

lucasunderscore responds:

petter the ant

[Madness Genesis]

This game is what Madness Interactive should have been. The problem with that game is that you die a lot and makes it feel like it’s the game's fault because; it’s too hard to dodge the bullets with only being a side scroller, and you can’t pick up and drop weapons fast enough, jumping seems useless, and what really brock the game was the mouse. You can see the mouse cursor in-game so you won’t know that the cursor goes out of the screen and you can’t attack.
But you were able to fix it. Changing layers was a great decision to dodge bullets, it’s just like the Megaman Battle Network. I never played it, only a Lego flash game called Ninjago Spinjitzu Smash. Picking up and dropping a woman is easy and fast. You can use two hands and not just one in combat. And my favorite part is the mouse cursor. YOU CAN SEE IT! YES!!! This game makes Madness Interactive fucking shit. Even if it’s an official game, it has nothing on this.
You know this is not just an “Action - Shooter - Run 'n Gun”, it’s also a puzzle game, like Half Like. You can’t be a dumb ass and shoot everyone like in the Madness series you have to think a lot. I know it’s weird for thinking when it comes to Madness but killing a plot of people takes a lot of thinking and planning. Hank may be an “unstoppable badass” but sometimes you would forget that he is just as fragile as everyone else. He can still die so easily. You will die a lot in this game if you don’t think and move fast. But that’s what I think. Madness games should be more like Half-Life.
Maybe make the weapons a little more accurate in size, and more levels, fix the hands, and Jebus kill you in the end. You can really make an amazing Madness fan game or even make a complete remake of Madness Interactive.
But I don’t want to overwhelm you with high expectations. I know nothing about game-making. I just hope for the best for you.
Happy Madness Day.

[Madness: Bullet Mayhem [CHECK DESC.]]

I think it's rare to see Madness Day games now in days. Is making games harder than making animation? And if so, then this deserves a trophy. Some cons are there are not enuff guns or health packs, and I think the boxes should be open some how. But the game is still amazing.

[MarshMallow Madness: THE GAME]

I thought this was going to be like Toss the Turtle. But this is still great. It would be cool if we got more games about Madness.

[Fit Puzzle Blocks]

This game looks nice. It’s very easy, simple, and relaxing…And that’s why I hate it. I haven’t beat the game, but why should I? Does it get any better than this? I skipped to level 41, so I’ll take that as a no. If I want to relax while playing a video game, I would play Minecraft survival mode on hard mode… Or play Plants vs Zombies.