NoobClock666's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Epic Battle Fantasy]

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING!!!
I had no childhood memory of these games. It's nothing but filler long RPG fights. The same thing over and over.

matt-likes-swords responds:

Why'd you play an RPG then?

[Dead Estate Dress-up 2]

The Underwears are not as hot as the last game, but still sexy.

[Portal Re:/ Flashed]

I think the controls would be 100 times better if… USE THE MOUSE TO AIM. I mean, you shoot by pressing down? That’s dumb. And aiming sideways sucks.
Portal Flash Version will always be a classic.

[Advent Chickendar 2024]

Not really good. This is no different than the Megaman Sprites.
It’s not funny or entertaining.

[Super Mario 63]

Golden age of Mario flash games.

[Clicker Heroes]

This is stupid. What's so fun about killing monsters if they are not fighting back? That's boring. This game is boring. Back in middle school, I from that start, I knew it was stupid.

[WOP]

A CLICKER GAME? FUCK THAT SHIT!

[Meteor Tempest 2]

A game like this. You can just stay in one place and move right and left in the same spot. Also, I find it weird you can't jump. I know you don't need to jump, but a game like this feels naked without jumping. It's... fine?

[Johnny Got His Gun Quest]

Anyone who keeps someone like Jonney alive is a fucking cunt with a fuck nugget kink that needs to get their ass kicked. Those fucking monsters. Those sick monsters.
SPILOER! He doesn't die, so there's no point in reading the book about a fuck nugget that needs to die. It makes me sick that he doesn't die.