NoobClock666's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clicker Heroes]

This is stupid. What's so fun about killing monsters if they are not fighting back? That's boring. This game is boring. Back in middle school, I from that start, I knew it was stupid.

[WOP]

A CLICKER GAME? FUCK THAT SHIT!

[Meteor Tempest 2]

A game like this. You can just stay in one place and move right and left in the same spot. Also, I find it weird you can't jump. I know you don't need to jump, but a game like this feels naked without jumping. It's... fine?

[Johnny Got His Gun Quest]

Anyone who keeps someone like Jonney alive is a fucking cunt with a fuck nugget kink that needs to get their ass kicked. Those fucking monsters. Those sick monsters.
SPILOER! He doesn't die, so there's no point in reading the book about a fuck nugget that needs to die. It makes me sick that he doesn't die.

[Help Me Clean My Kitchen!]

This is such a cute and fun puzzle game. I loved the first game too. Sorry about what I said about Losing Sense.
swagmaster756 is really good at making music... plz let them know that I'm willing to pay to down load the music, it's good.

[Abobo's Big Adventure]

The biggest retro game ever made. A true work of gaming art.

[Landmine Cube]

Why more easy to understand then Minesweeper. But maybe make the movement faster.

[Madness: interlopers]

What's the point of a screen tutorial if it will get you killed?
Fun game, BTW.

[Madness: Sierra Nevada (Halloween UPDATE)]

Wow, this Madness Hotline Miami fan game is fun.
SO THE LOVE OF KONAMI! DON'T REMOVE THIS! Look, if I had a nickel every time a Madness Hotline Miami fan game gets removed from NG, I would get two nickels. That's not a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
Plz, don't remove this.
I want to get into Hotline Miami too. So what should I do? BUY THE GAME???... Well, I did, but it's a steam game, and you know how steam games work. You buy them and play them if you're lucky, but you go back to playing TF2 and PN2.