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NoobClock666
Hi, I'm NoobClock666. I'm a mother fucker. I make my own stop motion puppets and drawings to fuck, shit up and stuff on the internet for the fun of it.
And Chikn Nuggit fucking sucks!

Age 21, Male

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Your moms house.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - 12 days ago


Okay, I don’t want to make paper craft weapons with pencils and pens, so I just wanna print them. But how???

Do I make the weapons in file alpaca?

or

Do I just get a image on the internet and print it?

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One looks more cartoony and the other is more realistic.

I’m just asking because the image one I got from Wikipedia is faster but might seem lazy.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 13 days ago


So I’ve been taking ADHD pills to help me with school work and art. BUT IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK ANYMORE! What the fuck!?

Maybe they are fucking with my mind or something and I should stop. But what the fuck am I gonna do now??? How am I gonna get work done without taking too long?

How do I stop wearing time? HOW!?!??!?!!?!!!

I got so mad I throw my ADHD pills bottle and the cap broke, but not the bottle itself. There were only 5 pills and I got a new one.

Now my head hurts now.

Maybe I should see a therapist.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 2 weeks ago


I looked at my calnder and saw I could have got work done better if I plan the month. Fuck.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago


I was watching this movie with high hopes for a great and dark war movie. I liked how the Sergeant Instructor was a iconic dick and all the trainging. It was nice seeing Joker help Pyle. But then there was the scene with everyone strapping Pyle to his bed, and they all beat him, even Joker was in on it. That’s called a “blanket party”.


Okay this movie sucks now.


A blanket party is fucking stupid. 


THEY ARE A TEAM! EVERYTHING THEY DO IS AS A TEAM! TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK. That’s why Shrek was a good movie. You don’t fucking do that to your own team, you fucking idiot.

The whole team doesn’t all have to be friends. It would be cool if they were all friends. But the most important thing is DON’T HATE YOUR TEAM. You can hate your Sergeant Instructor. That’s fine. The Instructors are not trying to make you like them. But not your team. If one member hates the whole team, then don’t expect that one member to have your back or stab you in the back.

HE NEVER EVEN GOT TO FIGHT IN THE WAR! THATS BULLSHIT! And they all never said they were sorry. Cunts! I mean, it’s never brought up again other than the sounds at the end.

This movie would have been better if Joker was dying and Pyle sees him and dosn’t help because… fuck him. OR THEY NEVER DID THE BLANKET PARTY IF REAL SOUILDER NEVER DO THAT AT ALL! You don’t fucking do that to your teams. Or he could have switched and joined the Vietnamese. Saying “I’M IN A LOT OF PAIN! I’LL SELL OUT MY COUNTRY! JUST PLZ DON’T MAKE ME GO BACK!”, and fucking kills his whole USA team. But he also helps Vietnam. REAL HELP. He does farming, fishing, and some army tips, and kills his whole USA squad. He takes his dog tags and leaves it on Joker's burned body, faking his death. Soon, Pyle gets a new life in Vietnam by becoming a legal citizen. He falls in love. has kids. He gets old with his lover and sees the landscape of the country he was supposed to destroy. And at that point, he was happy.

If that blanket party shit happens to me, I’m done. I quit the army. I know I can’t do that but I’m doing it anyway if I have to be teammates with those cunts. I’ll also punch the first fucker I see there. And try to beat everyone up. I rather be in a cage has the Health Inspector as my boyfriend rather be in a team with those assholes in a war that’s pointless. Or I could wait until I’m on the battlefield. While in the chopper, we all go crashing down.

But I feel like blanket parties should never have existed, and the team helped the fat guy more and cared about him. He would have fight in the war, and you would care more about them if they died. 

But what was weird was that the second half was a whole different movie I didn’t enjoy the other half. I did not give a shit about any one in it.

I am not happy that Joker lived at the end. He could have died and I would not give two shits about it. I would not care if someone raped his dead body. But at the end of the day, they still lost the war. Suck it.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago


She keeps asking the same stupid questions.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago


if I’m going to make any progress with my work, I should listen to less music and look at less memes. Only use my device to look up references and that’s it.


Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago


I have two types of puppet bodies and I wanna know what you think.

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I like “puppet A” because it it’s not too skinny.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago


I'm an idiot, so I didn't know this sooner. But all I know is that Free to Play players need to buy something in the Mann Co. store to use voice chat. That sucks, but they can still use text chat and the class voice. But I soon found out in this video that you also need to pay to use text chat and even call a medic...WHAT!?


Teamwork is about communication. Also, if you're dying, you call a medic to heal you. Even if Medic players are rare, but if you are a F2P player and you can't call a medic???

THAT'S FUCKING STUPID!


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago


Man this took too long. I wish I gotten done way sooner.

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Also, i’m still thinking if the AK-47 should be just a stock image or designed by myself.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago



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