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NoobClock666
Hi, I'm NoobClock666. I'm a mother fucker. I make my own stop motion puppets and drawings to fuck, shit up and stuff on the internet for the fun of it.
And Chikn Nuggit fucking sucks!

Age 21, Male

DUMBASS University

Your moms house.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - 12 hours ago


So the “plot” is Gertrude as a little girl, gets stuck in Fairyland (dumb ass name) and she was given a quest to find a key back home that would last a day… THIS TOOK TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO. Her one and only goal is to go home, but Gertrude is an unlikable cunt. I don’t like her, so why would I be interested in her finding her way back home if she’s been stuck there for 37 years? What makes you think she’s gonna even find it?  Most people would just kill themselves if they were trapped there forever. But most normal people would get out of there in one day. And if she does go home, will she be back in her house as a little girl again? Like in Narnia, or as an adult with no job skills in the real world? The world will not be the same after Benign has been gone for 37 years. And about her parents? Her family? Their kid has been gone for 37 years. 

She’s not even entertaining. The only good parts are the gore and violence. Gore and violence are still cool, but I don’t like the main character or her goal. I don’t like any of the characters. And another big problem with the comic. THERE ARE TOO MANY WORDS… WHY??? I’m not even bothered to read any of it if I don’t like the story or characters. Also, what I find so annoying is that there are zero real jokes. Only people being Muck-spouts, but all the swear words are replaced by the F-word with… FLUFF. 

That’s retarted.

The story is just pointless if she’s never gonna go home with how bloody stupid she is. And once she does go back home, she’s an adult who hates her life and ends up going back for some resoesns and now she’s suck there again. And some alternate reality bullshit happen and some how, she’s a kid again. BUT SOON. The story finally got interesting for once when she starts to like Farily Land and decides that it’s her home now and people start liking her, and some of her dead victims come back from hell and want to destroy Fairyland, so Gertrude meets Dorothy from Wizord of Oz Public Domain lore and I liked that Dorothy. I do. She’s not a cunt and she’s well written. Soon, some other Public Domain characters show up and everything seems well until she gets another key to let her back home… but she has to find it again, she hates Fairyland, and the whole plot starts over… 


SHE’S AN ASSHOLE! It’s a bad comic. I don’t care if I spoiled the whole plot, because the plot is dog shit.



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Posted by NoobClock666 - 2 weeks ago


Paper prints I edited for this game from the Yu-Gi-Oh manga. You can also use them as DND pieces.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago


I WANT TO MAKE ART AND ANIMATION, BUT I NEVER HAVE TIME! I FUCKING HATE IT!!!


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago


FULL TITLE: PRO TIP: Making an account with Google login is stupid.

When you make a new account, NEVER USE GOOGLE LOGIN. Take the time to put in your email, password, and username. Because if you use Google Login, it will use your real name. YOUR REAL NAME! what kind of fucking dumbass design something like that!? You don’t want everyone online to know your real name. Plus, your email profile might have an image of your face, and now people might know your face. And you can’t even change your username, you have to wait, or worse, PAY. You didn’t even pick your name; the Google login did it. And what makes me mad is sometimes, YOU CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH YOUR OWN ACCOUNT. You have to wait or ask. It happen to me 2 times and I forgot google login for making accounts sucks. I just thought it would let me make my own username and not use my real name.

It’s a bad idea to use Google login to make a fast account. 

DON’T DO IT.

DON’T DO IT.

DON’T DO IT.

Sorry, just upset that I forgot Google doesn't respect your privacy.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 15th, 2025



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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 12th, 2025


Thank you!

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Posted by NoobClock666 - April 28th, 2025


Okay, I don’t want to make paper craft weapons with pencils and pens, so I just wanna print them. But how???

Do I make the weapons in file alpaca?

or

Do I just get a image on the internet and print it?

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One looks more cartoony and the other is more realistic.

I’m just asking because the image one I got from Wikipedia is faster but might seem lazy.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - April 27th, 2025


So I’ve been taking ADHD pills to help me with school work and art. BUT IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK ANYMORE! What the fuck!?

Maybe they are fucking with my mind or something and I should stop. But what the fuck am I gonna do now??? How am I gonna get work done without taking too long?

How do I stop wearing time? HOW!?!??!?!!?!!!

I got so mad I throw my ADHD pills bottle and the cap broke, but not the bottle itself. There were only 5 pills and I got a new one.

Now my head hurts now.

Maybe I should see a therapist.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - April 21st, 2025


I looked at my calnder and saw I could have got work done better if I plan the month. Fuck.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - April 16th, 2025


I was watching this movie with high hopes for a great and dark war movie. I liked how the Sergeant Instructor was a iconic dick and all the trainging. It was nice seeing Joker help Pyle. But then there was the scene with everyone strapping Pyle to his bed, and they all beat him, even Joker was in on it. That’s called a “blanket party”.


Okay this movie sucks now.


A blanket party is fucking stupid. 


THEY ARE A TEAM! EVERYTHING THEY DO IS AS A TEAM! TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK. That’s why Shrek was a good movie. You don’t fucking do that to your own team, you fucking idiot.

The whole team doesn’t all have to be friends. It would be cool if they were all friends. But the most important thing is DON’T HATE YOUR TEAM. You can hate your Sergeant Instructor. That’s fine. The Instructors are not trying to make you like them. But not your team. If one member hates the whole team, then don’t expect that one member to have your back or stab you in the back.

HE NEVER EVEN GOT TO FIGHT IN THE WAR! THATS BULLSHIT! And they all never said they were sorry. Cunts! I mean, it’s never brought up again other than the sounds at the end.

This movie would have been better if Joker was dying and Pyle sees him and dosn’t help because… fuck him. OR THEY NEVER DID THE BLANKET PARTY IF REAL SOUILDER NEVER DO THAT AT ALL! You don’t fucking do that to your teams. Or he could have switched and joined the Vietnamese. Saying “I’M IN A LOT OF PAIN! I’LL SELL OUT MY COUNTRY! JUST PLZ DON’T MAKE ME GO BACK!”, and fucking kills his whole USA team. But he also helps Vietnam. REAL HELP. He does farming, fishing, and some army tips, and kills his whole USA squad. He takes his dog tags and leaves it on Joker's burned body, faking his death. Soon, Pyle gets a new life in Vietnam by becoming a legal citizen. He falls in love. has kids. He gets old with his lover and sees the landscape of the country he was supposed to destroy. And at that point, he was happy.

If that blanket party shit happens to me, I’m done. I quit the army. I know I can’t do that but I’m doing it anyway if I have to be teammates with those cunts. I’ll also punch the first fucker I see there. And try to beat everyone up. I rather be in a cage has the Health Inspector as my boyfriend rather be in a team with those assholes in a war that’s pointless. Or I could wait until I’m on the battlefield. While in the chopper, we all go crashing down.

But I feel like blanket parties should never have existed, and the team helped the fat guy more and cared about him. He would have fight in the war, and you would care more about them if they died. 

But what was weird was that the second half was a whole different movie I didn’t enjoy the other half. I did not give a shit about any one in it.

I am not happy that Joker lived at the end. He could have died and I would not give two shits about it. I would not care if someone raped his dead body. But at the end of the day, they still lost the war. Suck it.


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