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NoobClock666
Hi, I'm NoobClock666. I'm a mother fucker. I make my own stop motion puppets and drawings to fuck, shit up and stuff on the internet for the fun of it.
And Chikn Nuggit fucking sucks!

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Posted by NoobClock666 - 4 days ago


I was watching this movie with high hopes for a great and dark war movie. I liked how the Sergeant Instructor was a iconic dick and all the trainging. It was nice seeing Joker help Pyle. But then there was the scene with everyone strapping Pyle to his bed, and they all beat him, even Joker was in on it. That’s called a “blanket party”.


Okay this movie sucks now.


A blanket party is fucking stupid. 


THEY ARE A TEAM! EVERYTHING THEY DO IS AS A TEAM! TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK. That’s why Shrek was a good movie. You don’t fucking do that to your own team, you fucking idiot.

The whole team doesn’t all have to be friends. It would be cool if they were all friends. But the most important thing is DON’T HATE YOUR TEAM. You can hate your Sergeant Instructor. That’s fine. The Instructors are not trying to make you like them. But not your team. If one member hates the whole team, then don’t expect that one member to have your back or stab you in the back.

HE NEVER EVEN GOT TO FIGHT IN THE WAR! THATS BULLSHIT! And they all never said they were sorry. Cunts! I mean, it’s never brought up again other than the sounds at the end.

This movie would have been better if Joker was dying and Pyle sees him and dosn’t help because… fuck him. OR THEY NEVER DID THE BLANKET PARTY IF REAL SOUILDER NEVER DO THAT AT ALL! You don’t fucking do that to your teams. Or he could have switched and joined the Vietnamese. Saying “I’M IN A LOT OF PAIN! I’LL SELL OUT MY COUNTRY! JUST PLZ DON’T MAKE ME GO BACK!”, and fucking kills his whole USA team. But he also helps Vietnam. REAL HELP. He does farming, fishing, and some army tips, and kills his whole USA squad. He takes his dog tags and leaves it on Joker's burned body, faking his death. Soon, Pyle gets a new life in Vietnam by becoming a legal citizen. He falls in love. has kids. He gets old with his lover and sees the landscape of the country he was supposed to destroy. And at that point, he was happy.

If that blanket party shit happens to me, I’m done. I quit the army. I know I can’t do that but I’m doing it anyway if I have to be teammates with those cunts. I’ll also punch the first fucker I see there. And try to beat everyone up. I rather be in a cage has the Health Inspector as my boyfriend rather be in a team with those assholes in a war that’s pointless. Or I could wait until I’m on the battlefield. While in the chopper, we all go crashing down.

But I feel like blanket parties should never have existed, and the team helped the fat guy more and cared about him. He would have fight in the war, and you would care more about them if they died. 

But what was weird was that the second half was a whole different movie I didn’t enjoy the other half. I did not give a shit about any one in it.

I am not happy that Joker lived at the end. He could have died and I would not give two shits about it. I would not care if someone raped his dead body. But at the end of the day, they still lost the war. Suck it.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 6 days ago


She keeps asking the same stupid questions.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 6 days ago


if I’m going to make any progress with my work, I should listen to less music and look at less memes. Only use my device to look up references and that’s it.


Posted by NoobClock666 - 6 days ago


I have two types of puppet bodies and I wanna know what you think.

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I like “puppet A” because it it’s not too skinny.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 9 days ago


I'm an idiot, so I didn't know this sooner. But all I know is that Free to Play players need to buy something in the Mann Co. store to use voice chat. That sucks, but they can still use text chat and the class voice. But I soon found out in this video that you also need to pay to use text chat and even call a medic...WHAT!?


Teamwork is about communication. Also, if you're dying, you call a medic to heal you. Even if Medic players are rare, but if you are a F2P player and you can't call a medic???

THAT'S FUCKING STUPID!


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 10 days ago


Man this took too long. I wish I gotten done way sooner.

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Also, i’m still thinking if the AK-47 should be just a stock image or designed by myself.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago


There are two types of superhero stories with the title “Powerless”. Dc Powerless and Marvel Powerless. DC Powerless is a failed comedy show about normal people in a superhero world working in a company that helps with damages with the battles. I only saw the pilot and I thought it was… okay.

But what I’m going to talk about is Marvel Powerless, by Matt Cherniss and Peter Johnsonand, and Michael Gaydos as penciller, Lee Loughridge as colorist, Alex Maleev as cover artist, Axel Alonso as editor, and Joe Quesada as Editor-in-Chief.

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It’s about a world with the Marvel characters as normal people. No powers. Some idiot might think-


Idiot: “A superhero story without superheroes? That’s gay.“


But keep an open mind. What made you love the characters are still there. It’s not a world if none of the characters didn’t get their powers or backstory didn’t happen. It’s a story that’s more based on the real world.


Peter didn’t get bitten by a radioactive spider. But he did get bitten by a spider that made his other arm useless. That’s what got me hooked in that it still happens.


Matt is still blind (that sucks), but no over-the-top abilities. But he still has no fear.


Logan is still a dick. But no healing factor. But he still has claws. Just fake ones. Kind of like the ones he was going to have in his first appearance in a Hulk comic. Dr. David Banner is still a doctor but in a mental hospital with some anger issues.


The real story is about a Psychologist who wakes up from a 3-day coma. But in his coma where he dreams of the Marvel world that we all know. The Psychologist helps three people with problems that are hard to overcome with them thinking they are Powerless.


What got me to read this comic is that Peter, Matt, and Logan were on the cover, and they were all a team called The Confederacy of Dunces, where their goal was to catch Frank Castle because hea the punisher written by the dick of all asshole of comic books, Garth Eniss. Writer for The Boys and that one Punisher comic where he killed everyone, which is how I read both of them. 

Also, I had this stupid idea for a comic about combining Onori and Marvel. Omori is a JRPG video game about a “hikikomori”, a loser that stays in his room all day and faps to porn on his laptop. It’s based on a webcomic about a loser who… stays in his room all day and faps to porn on his laptop. It’s a great comic. And the game is good too and best played blinding, But there’s this place called head space, a dream world where most of the gameplay is in. It sucks. It's boring. It’s all colorful and crap only my older sister would enjoy. And anything my sister enjoys, I hate or don’t give a shit. She likes crap like:


Kirby. So easy, it’s boring. Fly over the enemies like a pussy

Pokémon. Cock fighting for kids with a dog shit anime that lasted too long. But good porn of the humans and monsters.

Sonic. The most autistic game series But Boobs the Bat has nice Boobs.

Splatoon. Needs Mario and Flood to be completed.

My Little Donkeys. I’m racist… to HORSES.


I like games that are more realistic… like Lisa the Painful. Honk Honk. And games showing the fucked up parts of our world.

Omori Headspace just sucks. BUT THAT'S THE POINT.

This game has two parts: the dream world and the real world. And the real world is so much better than the stupid dream world. It’s real. The writing is good and the gameplay is funny. Don’t let Headspace scare you off, speed run it and get to the really good part. The Story is really good.

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Anyways, my dumb idea for a comic was to have Frank as the shut-in hikikomori, that faps to GORE porn on his laptop in his room all day. SOMETHING happens to him and he goes to this dreamland where he beats up all the superheroes he doesn’t like; Spiderman, Daredevil, and Wolverine. But he goes into the real world and tries to fix his friendship with Peter, Logan, and Matt. In the original comics, they were not friends, but they are in my idea. And the dream world won’t suck because it’s the Marvel world.


Back to the main point. If you are a Marvel fan, you should give it a read. Knowing who the characters are before then, will help you enjoy this more. It’s not boring. It’s a good story. Don’t watch a stupid YouTube video explaining the comic to you. Read it, you pussy.


I give this Comic an… 8/10? Yeah, that’s far.

Also Omori, 9/10. 


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Posted by NoobClock666 - 1 month ago


I like femboys. #nohomo 

Trans girls are sexy too.


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