I know no one fucking cares, but I need to write something.

So I like going to my junior collage and do homework there, because doing homework at home sucks. But the problem is that I’m doing it on my old laptop. And it’s becoming a pain in the ass to even do homework on. So I should just use the computer at the college. HOMEWORK TAKES TOO LONG AND ITS BULLSHIT!!!!!

Table Top Role Playing game games.

If only people I know would play with me. I should ask.

IT TAKES SO FUCKING LONG!... just like my dick.

So I lost my supporter status, so I have to wait, until the next payment.

And I saw the most normal ad that is not porn on my feed thing.

here’s a forms post about me missing normal ads.

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1480307#bbspost26980664_post_text

it just makes the website more alive with a lot of stuff covering the screen. It’s cool.

It’s not Corrine, but still good.

i just want to say, if I had a nickel for every time I saw a race swap of Trump, I had two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happen twice.

I love October because Halloween is the mother fucker of holidays other than Madness Day, Picoday, Clockday, and Black Friday. Horror is fucking awesome. Blood and gore is what makes me feel so alive. Fear gets your dick hard. Way more badass than a fat guy in red, breaking into your house and fucking your mom because she’s not going to get any from your dad. Lol. And all the awesome horror movies

So I should love Spooky Month. Right? .. well… I like it a little. I should love this series, but I don’t. I don't hate it! Not at all. I’m not super in love with it. I did love the first one, and the later episodes started to have a plot, and that’s cool. But soon I’m not that into it. And don’t you dare say, “I hate it because it’s popular." I mean, I don’t use Twitter anymore. Not everything is for everyone, and that’s boring to say. But it’s true; it’s not for me. So why am I writing this? Well, I do have a big problem with the series.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NOT THAT MUCH PORN ART OF SKID HOT MOM!!!???

WHY!!!???

Look at her! Lila is a MILF and GOTH! TWO OF THE BEST THINGS IN THIS PLANET! What more do you want?! Fucking cry, baby bitch clown girl. I think clown girls are sexy as fuck too, but who doesn’t love a good mommy who looks goth? I think she’s goth. She has purple hair, just like Raven, Pan Pizza's favorite goth, other than his little sister.

I AM NOT STOPPING UNTIL LILA GETS AS MUCH RULE 34 ART AS THE FNF MOMMY! I really want to see her get fucked by so many guys and girls or anything. I don’t care what people ship her with (not her own son, gross) just as long as they are doing it. She is basically the only thing I really love about this series, but not in the same way as TADC because SMG4 is not part of it. I don’t like SMG4.

I don’t see myself as a Simp or sexist. I don’t want to fuck her, because she’s not real. You can’t have sex with a cartoon character who is not real. So no point in bragging about it. But I would steal Lila's panties and hang on to a tree, to spy on her through the window to watch her take her panties off with binoculars. The only cartoon character I would want to fuck is Bugs Bunny cross-dressing as Marilyn Monroe (with the fake tits) while I’m cosplaying as JFK. And fucking on the moon, with a sniper watching us. Now that’s fucking cool… fine, it would be cool to fuck Lila. SHE’S NOT REAL, BUT SHE’S STILL HOT.

Anyways, back on topic, there are other things where I only care about porn, like:

Amazing World of Gumball, Cat Milf

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, the hot bitch who is 78 in dog years 

Shontai never played the games.

Kill la Kill, fan service, and nothing more. Don’t freaking care.

Panty and Stocking, inspired by Drawn Together, which is in fact the funniest thing on the planet according to Pan Pizza, but I don’t like it or Drawn Together. 

Pokémon, Smash!

Animal Crossing, that sexy bitch, and the mummy cat.

Foster Home, the redhead hooker that takes cookies for payment 

Right now, My Hero Academia (Boku no Hīrō Akademia if you are annoyed), the bunny girl

Showgirls, only for the tits

And TADC for only the porn and nothing more.

But at least I’m honest about it...

Who else but Quagmire!? The best character on Family Guy.

I don’t pretend I “enjoy the plot." No, I want porn. But I do love movies, books, comics, and games of things I like that so happen to have a sexy character. If the sexy character is the only thing I like, then who cares about the rest?

What I think is great about a MILF is they are older and mature with big tits and asses. They know what they want and love to fuck. You can be friends with her kid, who you can play catch with, and give them illegal fireworks. And also tell them how it was like fucking their mom. And if she’s still married, then it's even more exciting with the risk of getting killed by her husband.

Goth girls are great for people who want to date a dark girl but are too scared of minorities. Honk Honk. That joke was from Pan Pizza, so be mad at him.

Most importantly, Lila is a single mother who loves her kid and tries her best to raise and protect him. Now that is fucking sexy. Lois from Family Guy is a fucking cunt who hates her fucking kids. But you can say the same thing to every character in that show. Lois is not a good MILF. And Family Guy stinks.

Moral:

Anyone with a working vagina can be a mother. But only love can make someone a MILF. And I watch a shitton of porn! (not scat. gross.)

I bet you wish I was ranting about something I hate. I hope I don’t lose any fans because of this.

How was my summer, you may ask?

You: “I didn’t. Also, it’s too late to say something like that.”

It’s been a while since I’ve written something with you, the viewer being a part of the writing.

You: “Just get to the point.”

The point is I wanted to make an update blog to tell you all what’s going on.

PILL:

Also, don’t tell my mom, but I’m taking ADHD pills. And I think they have been really helpful. I didn’t like it at first, but I’ve been wasting time less because with the pills, it’s easy to fight back the urge of getting distracted by memes. I’ve also not set about the work and small copayments I did, witch that makes me feel good about myself. So yeah, I’m getting better. I hope I don’t get addicted to the pills. I might, but fuck it.

Madness Day movie:

So I had to half-ass my movie and I didn’t make an art for it. I was thankful to be part of the Madness Day Interview. That was so cool, but I still wish I made something a little bigger. I mean I had to stay up late to finish it. And on Madness Day, I could have made an art and flashed it on that day. Well, I still went to the comic shop and bought some comics. So Madness Day was good. I hope I can make up for it for next year.

Summer:

The best part of my summer was the holiday in Europe. But the rest was okay, but not the best summer ever.

The bad:

I sucked at making the Madness Day movie

My room was a mess

One of my NG heroes hate me because I was crying like a drunk bitch at the supporter long because my friends were mad at me that I was still following Shadman. Also, this one user gave my NG hero the idea of blocking me, so fuck that guy. I’m not saying his name because HATE gets his dick hard and it’s annoying and ugly. I think you can figure out who I’m talking about. 

Don’t look for it, it was all bullshit.

I hate the idea of blocking someone. It’s like someone hates you forever and I don't like it. Why not block someone for a couple of days or a month? Not forever. People can’t hold a grudge for that long. 

School:

I’m back in school and it's gonna take longer for me to do fucking anything. It sucks. I’m trying to study math and it’s too hard for me to understand most of it. I get some right, but only the ones that sound like real math to me. Can I tell you something funny? In a library, while I was studying, I was more invested in the history of comic books than in the class I was taking. I was reading Superman Smash the Klan and it’s really good. 

Sorry for not making any new animation, but I’m hoping to draw more. Thanks for enjoying my stuff for all these years. I hope I can stop wasting time and make more art this year.

They did such a great job!… did I say it right? “They”? Yeah, I did say it right, I think.

https://ko-fi.com/i/IX7X013751X

Next time you should fallow and commission when slots are open again.

My first ever art commission I paid was MILF art. Yay!

HERE!

But that didn’t stop me from spending, I don’t know, an hour trying to find it.

I’m so fucking stupid.

Title: The difference between: A Gary, a Chad, and a Step dad.

A Gary is a guy who does nice things to your mommy, like; give her flowers and do push ups on her. And he would play catch with you, give you illegal fireworks, and tell you how it was like doing push ups on her. But he can’t be around if your dad is home.

A Chad is a guy who you mommy likes and is like a dad when you don’t have one anymore. 

And a stepdad is a guy who gets drunk in the garage and yells at you and your mommy. Beats you. And gets drunk in the garage again. Honk Honk.

but what do I know? I never had any one of them…