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NoobClock666
Hi, I'm NoobClock666. I'm a mother fucker. I make my own stop motion puppets and drawings to fuck, shit up and stuff on the internet for the fun of it.
And Chikn Nuggit fucking sucks!

Age 21, Male

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Your moms house.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 19th, 2024


So I finally took photos of the city and it looks nice.

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So we went to the communist Museum and it was cool learning about it. Looking at all the photos and items. My mom didn't want to go for some reason. Does she bleed history too? I should ask her.

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I said to my sister, Shelly, that it was nice of them to give a stray dog a home and take it to space.


Shelly: "That dog is dead."


What?


I like the telephone they had and the fake room of what a kid would live in. I forgot how they were free from communism.

I went into a toy store full of puppets but there was a no-touch sign… playing with them was the whole point of me wanting to go in there.. Well, it was still fun to look at.

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Soon my whole family walked to a castle and watched a group of guards doing their routine. They remind me of royal guards from the UK. My sister Shelly jokes about them being failed actor students. She might be right because it’s better than working in a coffee shop. In the gift shop, they were selling 0 money for 100 crowns. Witch is 4 USA dollars. 4! It was easy for me to remember. I just need to think of Plants vs Zombies. 25 is one dollar, 50 is two dollars and so on and so on.

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For dinner, my sisters, and uncle went to an Italian place. The food was good, but they charged us 6 dollars for water. 6! And I even asked for tap water! I don’t like paying for water. Tap water saves money for the customer and the restaurant too.

But the day was fine. 

Oh, I had a coin bag, and it was open, so all the coins were in my jacket pocket. 


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 18th, 2024


I feel weak and can't get any work done. But at least I have an excuse.

Why the hell has anyone found a curr to sore throats? It's not cancer. Drinking water all the time makes me go to the bath room all the time.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 18th, 2024


No one likes it. I have one and it’s fucking sucks. If I could trade my sore throat for a broken leg, then I would.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 16th, 2024


Ouch.


Posted by NoobClock666 - June 16th, 2024


I’m not getting any work done. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m sick of wasting time. I don’t want to do it anymore, even in my bad year. I think I have ADHD, so I should talk to a doctor so I can get some drugs to help me cheat with time management.

Maybe I can’t get anything done because I’m just sick … Because I am sick. Only a little, but still sucks. A lot of my family is getting sick after our trip to the UK. I don’t want to move that much and I’m sleepy.


I should get done writing the blogs for it.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 11th, 2024


I removed the image from the last post because I don't know if any of the papers had any info on where I live or who I am, and I don't want to risk it.

But my room is getting better.

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Okay, maybe I could do better.

... was my phone camera always looked this bad?


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 11th, 2024


I'm trying to clean my room and I can't believe how much shit I have. I have a basket where I'd I need to clean my desk, ill but all my stuff in that basket and then later put it back on my desk...

Also, I'll take my last blog post as a yes. I'll post my whole vacation/holiday.


Lastly, heres a game called "Help Me Clean My Room! " I love the music in this game. I wish it was longer and I can download it. I would pay for it if they sold it.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 11th, 2024


I got back from the airport on 6/9/2024. I felt like shit with being back in my time zone and not sleeping, so I just smile and laughed the pain away. My older brother and his girlfriend (I FORGOT HER NAME. So I’m going to call her Dorothea) picked us up and drove us home. In the car ride, my mom talked about why she didn’t like Turkey. She thought the country was going to be full of beautiful scenery and art, but it’s full of scammers, annoying people who talk to you to come to eat at their restaurants, rip-offs, markets that sell the same thing, things that you could buy for cheap at Cosco, and so many stray cats. But I still enjoy Turkey, I love the food and all the stray cats. Every time we see one, me and my sister will yell out CAT! And we take a photo of it, every time. And we sometimes pet them. My sisters even picked them up, and our mom would yell at us. And the cats even come in the stores. But I didn’t like that they don’t give out tap water and only bottled water. What’s so hard about filling a glass of tap water from the sink? OH! We went to Turkey too. Fuck, I’m getting off-topic again. 

I’m back and now I’m going to work on my Madness Day movie. But I haven't done a good job blogging about my holiday. Would anyone want to hear about it? If yes, I’ll write them all and post them.

I should also post on YouTube more.

I should also finish cleaning my room so I can get it missy again when making my movie.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 10th, 2024


I suck at getting things I want to do done on time.

So my family and I left London and flew to Prague. When we got out of the plane, it looked like a mall. What’s the point of doing this? What kind of dumb fuck would pay for any of this shit after paying to get on a plane? Yeah, Los Vagus has slot nations in the airport, but that's because it's Los Vagus. But this kind of shit is at every airport.

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Anyway, I didn’t like Prague at first. My uncle and my mom told me the city we were going to was full of pickpockets and thieves. I got yelled at for just using my phone to text my dad photos about our trip. We were still in the building. My uncle still talked about out the phone when my two sisters were fucking up. My phone didn’t get stolen. What’s the fucking point in coming to this shit hole? He made this country sound like the worst fucking place on the planet. That's why I didn't had any photos of the city at this day. They had a Jewish cemetery. I didn’t know why but think about it. A whole cemetery for dead Jewish people. I wonder how they all die, that they need their own cemetery.

Well, my Uncle was in a bad mood, but he got better and said he was sorry. But the restaurant we had dinner in sucked. My uncle and I ordered to come in, but not my sisters. We had to wait for half an hour. They told us the stove was not working and they forgot. They gave us free dessert. But I wanted us to leave and not pay. But we paid anyway, but we are not coming back.

For the Jewish cemetery, I learned it was built because they wanted their own cemetery. Oh. Okay, that's fine.

It's funny how the beathroom was so big and the kitchn was so small. Sorry what I said about Prague. I might like it for some time. Wait, we are only staying here for 3 or 2 days

And BTW, me and my uncel share a room and my sisters and mom both share theyer own room.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 3rd, 2024


Maybe this is a good thing that I'm a little late. So you won't know how to find me. Look, I don't want people to know who I am or how to find me. I really don’t want people to know about my IRL life.


You: “In Real Life Life. You do know you said the same thing twice.”


Look, I like the idea of people online not knowing me. I'm hiding behind a mask. I'm shy.

So sorry for Being late.


I went to Brighton on a train, and it was great. the city was smaller then London and it was vary cute. A lot of artist live there, and I can’t imagen why. Yeah it rained a lot, but it was little and not annoying.

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I went to Dave's Place-

Hey! I said no more comic books! But this time there's used comics. AND A 1 POUND BOX AND OLD WAR COMICS!? I'll come back to there later.

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This sucks putting the images on this blog with my phone, but I can’t use my laptop because that's the worst.


Anyways, we soon get to the beach and it had rucks and not sand. No sand in my shoes is great. And we saw an Amusement Park ln the docks. WHAT!? WOW! And it eve look old. Places like this age like wine. I try Red Wine, but didn't like it. I prefer Grape drink. I can't spill the J word. It costed a pound to get in and that was lame. Last time my uncle was there, it was free. We got inside it and I missed going to an Amusement Park.

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They had an arcade and gambling slot machines. They had normal park games like this gun game and balls bottles. They even had cool rides. I went on the one with a loop with my two sisters and I scream like he'll. And I remember I had my hotel key cards and train cards in my pocket, so I try to be careful. I didn’t lose anything. My mom and other sister Shelly left. So it was just me, my sister Mary, and Uncle.

We had fun there. We ate cotton candy, but it was called cotton floss. I played Venom PinBall and sucked at it, and Guitar Hero Arcade on easy mode because I'm a pussy.

SOON I'VE GOTTEN THE BEST ADVICE I COULD EVE GET ON A HOLIDAY TRIP.

“Never do everything in one place, or you won't want to come back”

I now have a reason to go back. I liked that. My uncle is great.

I went to Dave's Place and got 5 comics for £12. Like $15?

Man this is taking long to write.

Went back and had dinner at the hotel.


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