Title: The difference between: A Gary, a Chad, and a Step dad.
A Gary is a guy who does nice things to your mommy, like; give her flowers and do push ups on her. And he would play catch with you, give you illegal fireworks, and tell you how it was like doing push ups on her. But he can’t be around if your dad is home.
A Chad is a guy who you mommy likes and is like a dad when you don’t have one anymore.
And a stepdad is a guy who gets drunk in the garage and yells at you and your mommy. Beats you. And gets drunk in the garage again. Honk Honk.
but what do I know? I never had any one of them…