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NoobClock666
Hi, I'm NoobClock666. I'm a mother fucker. I make my own stop motion puppets and drawings to fuck, shit up and stuff on the internet for the fun of it.
And Chikn Nuggit fucking sucks!

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Your moms house.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 16th, 2024


I’m not getting any work done. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m sick of wasting time. I don’t want to do it anymore, even in my bad year. I think I have ADHD, so I should talk to a doctor so I can get some drugs to help me cheat with time management.

Maybe I can’t get anything done because I’m just sick … Because I am sick. Only a little, but still sucks. A lot of my family is getting sick after our trip to the UK. I don’t want to move that much and I’m sleepy.


I should get done writing the blogs for it.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 11th, 2024


I removed the image from the last post because I don't know if any of the papers had any info on where I live or who I am, and I don't want to risk it.

But my room is getting better.

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Okay, maybe I could do better.

... was my phone camera always looked this bad?


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 11th, 2024


I'm trying to clean my room and I can't believe how much shit I have. I have a basket where I'd I need to clean my desk, ill but all my stuff in that basket and then later put it back on my desk...

Also, I'll take my last blog post as a yes. I'll post my whole vacation/holiday.


Lastly, heres a game called "Help Me Clean My Room! " I love the music in this game. I wish it was longer and I can download it. I would pay for it if they sold it.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 11th, 2024


I got back from the airport on 6/9/2024. I felt like shit with being back in my time zone and not sleeping, so I just smile and laughed the pain away. My older brother and his girlfriend (I FORGOT HER NAME. So I’m going to call her Dorothea) picked us up and drove us home. In the car ride, my mom talked about why she didn’t like Turkey. She thought the country was going to be full of beautiful scenery and art, but it’s full of scammers, annoying people who talk to you to come to eat at their restaurants, rip-offs, markets that sell the same thing, things that you could buy for cheap at Cosco, and so many stray cats. But I still enjoy Turkey, I love the food and all the stray cats. Every time we see one, me and my sister will yell out CAT! And we take a photo of it, every time. And we sometimes pet them. My sisters even picked them up, and our mom would yell at us. And the cats even come in the stores. But I didn’t like that they don’t give out tap water and only bottled water. What’s so hard about filling a glass of tap water from the sink? OH! We went to Turkey too. Fuck, I’m getting off-topic again. 

I’m back and now I’m going to work on my Madness Day movie. But I haven't done a good job blogging about my holiday. Would anyone want to hear about it? If yes, I’ll write them all and post them.

I should also post on YouTube more.

I should also finish cleaning my room so I can get it missy again when making my movie.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 10th, 2024


I suck at getting things I want to do done on time.

So my family and I left London and flew to Prague. When we got out of the plane, it looked like a mall. What’s the point of doing this? What kind of dumb fuck would pay for any of this shit after paying to get on a plane? Yeah, Los Vagus has slot nations in the airport, but that's because it's Los Vagus. But this kind of shit is at every airport.

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Anyway, I didn’t like Prague at first. My uncle and my mom told me the city we were going to was full of pickpockets and thieves. I got yelled at for just using my phone to text my dad photos about our trip. We were still in the building. My uncle still talked about out the phone when my two sisters were fucking up. My phone didn’t get stolen. What’s the fucking point in coming to this shit hole? He made this country sound like the worst fucking place on the planet. That's why I didn't had any photos of the city at this day. They had a Jewish cemetery. I didn’t know why but think about it. A whole cemetery for dead Jewish people. I wonder how they all die, that they need their own cemetery.

Well, my Uncle was in a bad mood, but he got better and said he was sorry. But the restaurant we had dinner in sucked. My uncle and I ordered to come in, but not my sisters. We had to wait for half an hour. They told us the stove was not working and they forgot. They gave us free dessert. But I wanted us to leave and not pay. But we paid anyway, but we are not coming back.

For the Jewish cemetery, I learned it was built because they wanted their own cemetery. Oh. Okay, that's fine.

It's funny how the beathroom was so big and the kitchn was so small. Sorry what I said about Prague. I might like it for some time. Wait, we are only staying here for 3 or 2 days

And BTW, me and my uncel share a room and my sisters and mom both share theyer own room.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - June 3rd, 2024


Maybe this is a good thing that I'm a little late. So you won't know how to find me. Look, I don't want people to know who I am or how to find me. I really don’t want people to know about my IRL life.


You: “In Real Life Life. You do know you said the same thing twice.”


Look, I like the idea of people online not knowing me. I'm hiding behind a mask. I'm shy.

So sorry for Being late.


I went to Brighton on a train, and it was great. the city was smaller then London and it was vary cute. A lot of artist live there, and I can’t imagen why. Yeah it rained a lot, but it was little and not annoying.

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I went to Dave's Place-

Hey! I said no more comic books! But this time there's used comics. AND A 1 POUND BOX AND OLD WAR COMICS!? I'll come back to there later.

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This sucks putting the images on this blog with my phone, but I can’t use my laptop because that's the worst.


Anyways, we soon get to the beach and it had rucks and not sand. No sand in my shoes is great. And we saw an Amusement Park ln the docks. WHAT!? WOW! And it eve look old. Places like this age like wine. I try Red Wine, but didn't like it. I prefer Grape drink. I can't spill the J word. It costed a pound to get in and that was lame. Last time my uncle was there, it was free. We got inside it and I missed going to an Amusement Park.

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They had an arcade and gambling slot machines. They had normal park games like this gun game and balls bottles. They even had cool rides. I went on the one with a loop with my two sisters and I scream like he'll. And I remember I had my hotel key cards and train cards in my pocket, so I try to be careful. I didn’t lose anything. My mom and other sister Shelly left. So it was just me, my sister Mary, and Uncle.

We had fun there. We ate cotton candy, but it was called cotton floss. I played Venom PinBall and sucked at it, and Guitar Hero Arcade on easy mode because I'm a pussy.

SOON I'VE GOTTEN THE BEST ADVICE I COULD EVE GET ON A HOLIDAY TRIP.

“Never do everything in one place, or you won't want to come back”

I now have a reason to go back. I liked that. My uncle is great.

I went to Dave's Place and got 5 comics for £12. Like $15?

Man this is taking long to write.

Went back and had dinner at the hotel.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 31st, 2024


I went on a boat ride and saw another boat.

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Actually it was a ship.

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On there,I learned about life on a ship and how long it took to get to one place. I love learning about history if I have a bad memory. I still remember the crap they ate because fruits didn't last long.

I also went on this other tour and learned about how they Discover the North, South, East and West. Really cool. I got a clock from there.

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And here what ruined this day for me.

I was at Forbidden Planet and I spent way too much money. WHY DID I BUY THE NEW COMICS!? This stuff costed way too much. They had blind bags and I should have looked through them and see the ones I like more.

I should have got jusy the Yugioh Keychain, the Cottage the c word dog (I do know how to spell. BtW love that show.) And like 3 or 4 blind bags of comics. Fuck. That made me think about spending money. I'm allways careful with money, but I wasn’t. I'm such a dumbass. I should have said no to the new comics. I mean, the comics are cool…

Okay, I'm never going to buy NEW comic books ever again. EVER! Maybe one or two reprints or if a cover looks cool, but that's it. And I'm not going to buy any new comics for the whole holiday… but I was going to Dave's Comics tomorrow on day 6, so I'll buy somthing small. SMALL! It's not Forbidden Planet fault, it's mine for not being who I really am. A CHEAP ASS.

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H Quinn has a nice ass. I don’t know how to spell her first name.

Next time I watch “Everyone Hates Chris”, and everytime I see a scene of his dad, I'm grabbing my notepad.

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Sorry if I'm late with this... WOW! I've been saying sorry a lot in IRL.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 29th, 2024


So I had breakfast with my uncle and older sister, not going to name which one. And I got Pancakes with too much gross cream that tastes like butter. Should have whipped out most of it and pour the Syrup.

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And I went to this cool small comic shop with a basement full of comics. A basement full of comics is not something to be proud of if you sleep in there. I got some comics from there, I hope I don’t spend that much money again… I think i'm a shopaholic.

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I went into the NG building. Yes, it's called NG. And I found this painting that I learned in art history where this Convinces people to believe in science… I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD IT! Wow. Amazing. Really amazing.

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Then my whole family saw the Lion King Play and my mom always told me that it's better then the animated film, let me tell you…THIS IS SOME EXPENSIVE FURRY MUSICAL!

Look, I loved it and it's way better than the movie. I thought she said that because she doesn't care for animation. But The Lion King was the best. But I'm just saying, not a furry. My uncle paid for the whole thing and I'm very grateful for it. I thank him so many times.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 28th, 2024


Am I doxing myself? Am I showing my info to everyone on the internet? You know what, I should stop. I should just give simple photos and texts.

Wait, I'm not giving any info on where I live. Well, you know now I don’t live in the UK.

Also, I bought too many stuff in UK and I regret it because I'm going to two other countries. Oh yeah, I'm going to two more.

And I need to be short because I have one day to do this.


Went to this cool comic shop.

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Went to a game and video store to find a USB charger that costed too much money. So that was a waste of time.andI hate wasting time.

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Went on a cool bus ride with my mom and uncle on the tope so we can see the building.

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Saw this building again. I love that stage play. Really got me into stage plays, other then Circus Olay, but that'd for another time.

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And I should stop now. Good night


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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 27th, 2024


Okay, so I should keep the time and days here.

Now today in the morning, me and my uncle got breakfast.

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There was this cool bike thing at Trafalgar Square. We thought it was a bike race, but now, it was like a marathon for bike riders. I think anyone can join. It would have been cool do join, but no one else did it. I wanted to, but sadly not.

So after breakfast, me, my uncle, and my two sisters Marry and Shelly (not real names) did some little gift shopping, I ended up getting a free pin when I said out loud that the tiy matches were cool.

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Soon, my family all went into this art museum and saw some great art hundreds of heros ago. Some of the paintings didn't had amazing backgrounds which made me feel better for not being good at backgrounds. Also family paintings were really for the rich, but now with photographs, it's not that hard to get a image if your family. Also the wife and the kids look like freaks. Thats what you get with insect.

I really enjoy leaning about the history of the art, like boxing. NOw I want to learn how. Yea, I allways did before, but never try to get into boxing classes. I should look it up on youtube first.

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I also like this one.

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One of my favorites is this one.

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BOOBS! She looks like that girl from Fear and Hunger 2, and I love the fanart of her. I try taking photos without looking like a perv.


Before going on the trip, my older brother, who I am going to call Godwin. And he told me to give me a test to get him Java Cakes. He's not gonna text me to remind me or show me an image, this was a test. I still looked it up. But I got it. Three boxes… Maybe I should get 2 more. It would be very funny if he never liked them and I got them for no reason.

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Soon we went some clothes shopping and went back to the hotel. Me and uncle went to KFC for late dinner. I wanted to get the spicy Chicken Sandwich, but they only had a burger that looked nothing like the image. Stupid of me to be surprised. And it even tasted like rubber.

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After that, my uncle asked me where our hotel was. I don’t really remember the name, but I do remember where it was. It had the Statue of Matt from Eddsworld. It was it next to the NG building. I'm not joking, it had NG 200. So we got back and I was writing this, but ran out of time. So we went to bed. I'm writing this one day 4. I should be faster at this.


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