I love October because Halloween is the mother fucker of holidays other than Madness Day, Picoday, Clockday, and Black Friday. Horror is fucking awesome. Blood and gore is what makes me feel so alive. Fear gets your dick hard. Way more badass than a fat guy in red, breaking into your house and fucking your mom because she’s not going to get any from your dad. Lol. And all the awesome horror movies

So I should love Spooky Month. Right? .. well… I like it a little. I should love this series, but I don’t. I don't hate it! Not at all. I’m not super in love with it. I did love the first one, and the later episodes started to have a plot, and that’s cool. But soon I’m not that into it. And don’t you dare say, “I hate it because it’s popular." I mean, I don’t use Twitter anymore. Not everything is for everyone, and that’s boring to say. But it’s true; it’s not for me. So why am I writing this? Well, I do have a big problem with the series.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NOT THAT MUCH PORN ART OF SKID HOT MOM!!!???

WHY!!!???

Look at her! Lila is a MILF and GOTH! TWO OF THE BEST THINGS IN THIS PLANET! What more do you want?! Fucking cry, baby bitch clown girl. I think clown girls are sexy as fuck too, but who doesn’t love a good mommy who looks goth? I think she’s goth. She has purple hair, just like Raven, Pan Pizza's favorite goth, other than his little sister.

I AM NOT STOPPING UNTIL LILA GETS AS MUCH RULE 34 ART AS THE FNF MOMMY! I really want to see her get fucked by so many guys and girls or anything. I don’t care what people ship her with (not her own son, gross) just as long as they are doing it. She is basically the only thing I really love about this series, but not in the same way as TADC because SMG4 is not part of it. I don’t like SMG4.

I don’t see myself as a Simp or sexist. I don’t want to fuck her, because she’s not real. You can’t have sex with a cartoon character who is not real. So no point in bragging about it. But I would steal Lila's panties and hang on to a tree, to spy on her through the window to watch her take her panties off with binoculars. The only cartoon character I would want to fuck is Bugs Bunny cross-dressing as Marilyn Monroe (with the fake tits) while I’m cosplaying as JFK. And fucking on the moon, with a sniper watching us. Now that’s fucking cool… fine, it would be cool to fuck Lila. SHE’S NOT REAL, BUT SHE’S STILL HOT.

Anyways, back on topic, there are other things where I only care about porn, like:

Amazing World of Gumball, Cat Milf

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, the hot bitch who is 78 in dog years 

Shontai never played the games.

Kill la Kill, fan service, and nothing more. Don’t freaking care.

Panty and Stocking, inspired by Drawn Together, which is in fact the funniest thing on the planet according to Pan Pizza, but I don’t like it or Drawn Together. 

Pokémon, Smash!

Animal Crossing, that sexy bitch, and the mummy cat.

Foster Home, the redhead hooker that takes cookies for payment 

Right now, My Hero Academia (Boku no Hīrō Akademia if you are annoyed), the bunny girl

Showgirls, only for the tits

And TADC for only the porn and nothing more.

But at least I’m honest about it...

Who else but Quagmire!? The best character on Family Guy.

I don’t pretend I “enjoy the plot." No, I want porn. But I do love movies, books, comics, and games of things I like that so happen to have a sexy character. If the sexy character is the only thing I like, then who cares about the rest?

What I think is great about a MILF is they are older and mature with big tits and asses. They know what they want and love to fuck. You can be friends with her kid, who you can play catch with, and give them illegal fireworks. And also tell them how it was like fucking their mom. And if she’s still married, then it's even more exciting with the risk of getting killed by her husband.

Goth girls are great for people who want to date a dark girl but are too scared of minorities. Honk Honk. That joke was from Pan Pizza, so be mad at him.

Most importantly, Lila is a single mother who loves her kid and tries her best to raise and protect him. Now that is fucking sexy. Lois from Family Guy is a fucking cunt who hates her fucking kids. But you can say the same thing to every character in that show. Lois is not a good MILF. And Family Guy stinks.

Moral:

Anyone with a working vagina can be a mother. But only love can make someone a MILF. And I watch a shitton of porn! (not scat. gross.)

I bet you wish I was ranting about something I hate. I hope I don’t lose any fans because of this.