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NoobClock666
Hi, I'm NoobClock666. I'm a mother fucker. I make my own stop motion puppets and drawings to fuck, shit up and stuff on the internet for the fun of it.
And Chikn Nuggit fucking sucks!

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Your moms house.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - February 23rd, 2024


If I ever get rabies, can I ask someone to kill me? Can I get someone to shoot me in the head like a dog with rabies? I don't want to die, but I don't want to die slow and painful with rabies.

I was looking about stuff about rabies and I'm a little scared.

But I guess I have nothing to worry because that's never gonna happen... I hope.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - February 22nd, 2024


Doing my homework is so fucking slow and I end up uploading it so late at night. I want to stop doing this. MAKE IT STOP!

Sorry for yelling.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - February 19th, 2024


This looks like something you would find in the 2000s

The Astonishing Spider-Man (Intro) by The Artist JF


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Posted by NoobClock666 - February 11th, 2024


My hand feels naked without a watch. I know people don't wear watches now, but I like watering one because I get to see the time with my hands. I don’t have a experience watches, I have a normal one that I can tell time with. I keep forgetting to wear it sometimes and for some reason, it just stop ticking and now I have to wind it up to the right time. I'm talking about this because I went to a comic shop and I didn't had my watch and I couldn't stop thinking about it. But I was able to forget it by looking through the comics there. Some of the comics didn't had prices so that means the old prices on the comics are the ones you pay. I spent like 2 hours looking through them. I heard it's normal to do that and one person spent a whole day looking through them. It was like looking for Treasure.

I'm getting off topic. The point is, I like wearing watches to tell time faster and better.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - February 5th, 2024


Son of a bitch! Son of a fucking bitch! I can't believe I missed February 2 to watch Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray. It's a great movie and I wanted to make it a tradition to watch it every year. But I missed it because I didn’t mark it on my Calendar. Okay, I'll mark it down.

I might watch it this month, or I'll just watch the scene on Youtube where Phil kidnaps Punxsutawney Phil and they both drive off a cliff. That would have been the best way to end the time loop.

https://youtu.be/SDkDBqh9a88?si=Qp3YVr-OfESlRYzT

Happy late Groundhog Day.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - February 4th, 2024


With Pepperonis.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 30th, 2024


Well, the one I used to use on my laptop. But I use the Watchmen Comic Color pallet now. Maybe I'll take time to fix my color pallet or make a new and better one,

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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 27th, 2024


So I'm in this class and I need to post some photos there. I was going to upload my homework, but it won't let me because it can only take JPEN... THE SHIT I'M UPLADING ARE JPEN FILES! WHAT THE FUCK!!!??? Also, I forgot to add something in the photos, so I need to take them again. I'm not showing the school work because I want to keep my real life a secret. I guess I'll just upload it as a PDF because they also take that.

BTW, I'm working on the LISA: The Campfire Collab by @Spinalpalm, but it's taking too fucking long to even finish a puppet. So that's why there's no new SIN For Shorts. And 've been drawing an art piece of the Watchmen characters, but also the Charlton Characters and that's taking a long time.

I FUCKING HATE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really like Watchmen.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 25th, 2024


Chikn Nuggit is a show for youtube shorts and TikTok made by Kyra Kupetsky. And the show is a fucking pile of dog shit. IT’S BORING, IT’S FUCKING! It’s full of bad voice acting, bad writing and has no bloody entertaining quality about it then preaching to dumbasses that like TikTok about LOVE and KINDNESS. THAT’S FUCKING GAY! But not in an anti-gay way because that was a “joke” and it’s supposed to be “funny”. Something Chikn Nuggit doesn't know how to HAVE FUN. Preaching about love is not fun. And Preaching about hate is also not fun. They're both annoying. I mean, all the characters in these shorts do nothing but act cute and preach about bull shit, but that also makes them bland and boring with annoying voices and personalities. They sometimes try being adult in some way, but fail so bad.  Their personalities are just as bland as the personalities of characters on NSFW animation. Cute things are fine, but when something too cute it’s fucking annoying. It’s a scientific fact that if something is too cute, it needs to FUCKING DIE. It’s called "cute aggression.". Look it up. It’s the reason why everyone hated the Ice Age baby at one point. I think it was just a joke, but the main point on cute things still stands. I just can’t stand shows where the world is perfect, colorful, and wholesome. This is why I hate My Little Pony. I love guns! I love war! I love gore! I love pepperoni pizza! I love cheap flash cartoons about dick jokes on Newgrounds! I don’t like them because of the stupid stereotype of only boys like them. That’s not true. It’s because I like them, because I’m five and I like zombies. And I’m not saying My Little Pony is for girls. I’m saying  They're for pulling carts in mine-caves. That's what they're bred to do. 

You see. Wholesome is bullshit. Have you looked at the real world? It’s terrible. You remember those  two big twin towers. WHILE THEY'RE GONE. FUCKING GONE! And a lot of people were gone with it. And now we have to do all this bullshit in the Airport to make us feel safe. And I don’t need these garbage cartoon shorts to make me think otherwise. Don’t think I’m some fucking edge lord that hates everything. I don’t, because even if the towers are gone, I’ll remember it where that guy walked on a tightrope on the two towers and not giving a fuck about the world, and just enjoy it. That’s cool. I like shows that reflect on the real world… LIKE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE and The Venture Bros. And besides, Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is—the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Chikn Nuggit tries too hard to be relatable, because there’s nothing relatable to a dumb bitch with eyes I want to stab out. What’s so relatable about a cat with a dumb a. A Racoon with an annoying voice. A squirrel with an annoying voice. A red panda with an annoying voice. A dragon with an annoying voice. THEY ALL HAVE ANNOYING VOICES! I CAN’T STAND HEARING THEM TALK ABOUT BULLTSHIT I GIVE ZERO FUCKS ABOUT!

 And what’s so relatable about… THAT FUCKING FOX… She’s the worst one.

So the first video short I ever watched of this show was “Slushi’s fandom advice”. Where she’s writing a fanfic of Self-insert dating a character she likes, and when someone says it cringe. Soon she goes on a rant about "there's nothing wrong with doing something you like and getting mad at someone for harmless fun, that’s the real cringe“. That was the moment where I learned Chikn Nuggit was the trouble. I try to like it, but it’s not good at all. Going on a rant like that to justify it and pretending people are taking you cereal is the real problem. Slushi reminds me of that washed up whale that simps for Shadow the Hedgehog.

https://youtu.be/EgRNF1gH0Zo?si=SuN6-6czS0Tp-b2j

But that video is actually funny. Old web cartoons back in the day were better. Yeah, animators were bad people back then,  but they were stupid teenage dirtbags. We were all teenage dirtbags back then. Now they have jobs.

But that doesn't mean you should stop doing what you like. I wasn’t saying that. No, It’s not wrong writing fanfics about dating a fictional character or enjoying Chikn Nuggit. That’s not what I mean. Even if I hate it, that doesn't mean you have to. Enjoy what you like and don’t let people like me tell you to stop. And I wasn’t telling you to stop. The real problem is trying to do it without judgment. I’m just saying. 

Fuck you, Slushi.


MORAL:

Look at everything horrible about the world head-on and tell yourself it's beautiful, and start to convince yourself that it IS. Or maybe the beautiful thing is just that you bothered to look in the first place.

- Steak Bentley   May 27, 2022

The Venture Bros. and Failure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sLtporEeYw&t=1005s


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 22nd, 2024


I don't want to keep doing this. I don't want to keep forgetting to do something.


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