I'm back in Jr Collage and I hope I can get my homework done and have time to make art. I suck at image management.
Hi, I'm NoobClock666. I'm a mother fucker. I make my own stop motion puppets and drawings to fuck, shit up and stuff on the internet for the fun of it.
And Chikn Nuggit fucking sucks!
Age 21, Male
DUMBASS University
Your moms house.
Joined on 1/4/18
Posted by NoobClock666 - January 18th, 2024
I'm back in Jr Collage and I hope I can get my homework done and have time to make art. I suck at image management.
Posted by NoobClock666 - January 16th, 2024
Glue is too Missy. It's takes long to dry. And it doesn't work on tape part. Also, there's glue bubbles and thar fucking annoying.
I grew up with using tape and it's amazing. When I run out of tape, I feel helpess, like running out of ammo.
Posted by NoobClock666 - January 15th, 2024
I put too much thought into getting a dirty magazine. If I’m going to get one, it better be the last one I’ll ever buy, because you can get porn for free on the internet. But I wanted to get one because it’s good to have one in hand if the power goes out or just have one for the novelty of owning a porno mag. I just had a lot of fun buying one. Read u/Gofishyex reply and you’ll see what I mean.
But the one I got is mostly weed ads and stuff that’s not boobs. Yeah, there’s women, but the nipples are censored…FUCK! Are you Kidding me!?I don’t give a fuck about Life style, I only want tits and ass! I paid 5.99 bucks for it! Well that’s what I get for buying this and not the ones that are 10 moneys more and a dvd.
I’m not showing the magazin because I don’t know that much about it and I don’t want to risk people finding where I live.I should have gotten a playboy mag on ebay and the bunny girl on it. Bunny girls are hot. Who gives a fuck about the articles. Whatever. It was cheap and I don’t want to buy anymore. I got the internet. Maybe I’ll get a Playboy mag on ebay and get rid of the one I have. But I’m not going to throw it away, but I can’t sell it.
Wait, what was my first dirty magazin? The Marvel Swimsuit magazine. I got it cheap and I really like She-Hulk. Why didn't DC do this? Sex sells a lot.
Just wanted to talk about it.
Posted by NoobClock666 - January 12th, 2024
I got ban out of the "Am I the Asshole?" subreddit for saying that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/194oa4f/aita_for_still_finding_old_offensive_web/
I guess I was such a asshole, they permanently banned me for one post. Permanently? Really?
Posted by NoobClock666 - January 12th, 2024
Old web animation immature humor back then would not be suited for today. But I love those videos. It really made me who I am today. They would say a lot of swears, even the other F word.
Here’s a list of some of my favorite removed videos from Spazkid.
purple shadow.flv
https://youtu.be/EgRNF1gH0Zo?si=9nP-Wm1QCTlMilqH
Parody Inferno : Megaman 1 - Reupload
https://youtu.be/7LremP6xGtM?si=-AoJdJcfHw8-_kYQ
Random Sonic lines 2 -Reupload
https://youtu.be/Bsh8_BjGjZc?si=9gCxaI79jvqQ7Beo
Spazkid28 Confides the No Cussing Club
https://youtu.be/bDMeNXhZWpo?si=huRMTQ6Kc2brrKVg
So am I a bad person for liking them? I mean, they are really fucking funny to me of how much Spazkid was a teenage durtbag back then. Also, I know they're jokes and nothing but jokes. I remember on Newgrounds you can be ass offensive as you want, as long as it’s funny.
Posted by NoobClock666 - January 10th, 2024
I love Flash Games and dreamed of making my own video games. But I never did because I was a moron. The first time I ever learned how to make a video game was in a class me and my two sisters joined in the spring about making games and animation. It was the first time I used Game Maker, but it was Game Maker 8. We worked on a click fruit game where you had to click on moving fruits and not click the bombs that make you lose. That was kind of lame. But then we worked on a maze game and that was cool.
Years later, I learned how to read and I picked up the old Game Maker 8 and read the tutorial of how to make that fruit game right… kind of. But I had a better understanding of it. But it turns out, that was a Game Maker 8 lite, and I can’t export the game I made. Shit.
Years later again, this month, I got bored and downloaded the new Game Maker, “free” on steam. Soon, I saw there was a tutorial on how to make the game Asteroids. YEAH! NOW WE'RE TALKING! This tutorial was more easy to understand and had way better graphics then that fruit game. I really got the hang of it, but making games is really hard and really fun when you're starting out. Also, I’ve been using GML Visual because I still don’t know how to code. Maybe I can put in the effort into learning more about game making and upload them on Newgrounds. BUT YOU STILL CAN’T EXPORT YOUR GAMES. I mena, you can upload them on GX.GAMES, but other then that, it’s fucking useless. I knew that from the start, but I still used it to learn. Here’s the thing about me. I personally believe that in some circumstances, no one should pay for anything. EVER!... Look, a better way of explaining this is I’ll pay for food, video games, movies, music and all that stuff. But I won’t pay shit for making stuff. I’m not making any money from making movies or art. I’ve been looking for a safe way to get a crack version of Game Maker 8 for Free, but I had no luck with finding one that is safe or that worked. Please don’t put me to jail for this. I know the people who work there need to eat, but they're still making bank. But I’ll try Godot too to see what's better… It's Godot. I never used it, but it’s free, so it’s better. But Game Maker has visual code and I still don't know how to code.
I just want to make a video game about this made up character I had when I was a little boy. It’s just a rip off of Megaman, but in outer space with aliens.
If I ever make games, someone else is gonna do all the work, while I make the art and writing. But until now, I’m gonna try to do it myself for now so I know what’s going on. It could also make me play more new flash games on Newgrounds. That something I want to work on. Sometimes I’m scared of doing new things.
Posted by NoobClock666 - January 6th, 2024
It was good. It had good action and writing. Don't let the "trying too hard to be adult with kids stuff" scare you off. Don't judge a movie by it's reviews or Box office fail. Judge it by watching the movie. It's also free to watch.
7/10
Posted by NoobClock666 - January 4th, 2024
There's this nerds Candy Cane I've been eating, and some times it get stuck in my teeth. It's kind if annoying.
But they do taste good.
Posted by NoobClock666 - January 4th, 2024
Why would you watch a video about a text to speech program explaining the plot of a movie badly, instead of watching the movie that is probably free to watch on Tubi. Are people that fucking lazy to not watch a movie?
“Some people don’t have time to watch a full movie”
Do those people need help wiping their ass? Make time for watching a movie or better yet, you don’t have to watch all of it in one setting. People don’t play video games and beat it without stopping.
Imagine all of those filmmakers' works going to waste to some cunt making a video sporeling the whole movie. Now there’s no point for the viewer to watch the whole movie. Fuck movie Recap videos.
Posted by NoobClock666 - January 1st, 2024
My 100 blog! Yes! I did it!. But I was going to make my 100th blog about me bitching about how much I fucking hate Chikn Nuggit. Of how boring the shorts are. How much I hate the characters, they're annoying voices and personality. All the jokes fall flat and most of them are preaching about making people feel better about themselves. Stupuid.
Anyways, this is so far an amazing year for me. Almost perfect because I feel like crap because of having the general forms removed because of this post I made.
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1521307#bbspost27656857_post_text
I was so upset that two of my favorite contenu creators hate me. Yes, I found out that the fan artist was not just a fan, but also worked with the other person. So now I feel worse.
For 2023, I made a lot of things:
35 Movie posts
59 Arts posts
2 games (the first once I ever made)
0 new audio posts
And now I have 1,159 Fans at the time I’m writing this.
WOW THAT’S A LOT!
But the year is over and now my bad year is starting. I’m dumb enough to believe in superstition crap, so I believe I have a good year and a bad year. The bad year is not the worst thing in my life and the good year is not the perfect thing in my life. But 2024, I won’t make that much stuff. I want to, but it’s less likely to happen.
In 2022, I was really depressed for a stupid reason and a real reason. I had a lot of school work and I suck at time management, so I stopped having fun. But I should put aside my projects and work on my life, then my art. But doesn't it have to be that way? I could try making it a good year even if it probably won’t.
So here is a list of what I’m gonna do. Here’s a list of Movies I want to make:
-SIN For Shorts
-Madness Day 2024 It’s a big one.
-a video about how much Dorkly Sucks.
-a video about how much SML Sucks.
-a video about how much Family Guy sucks.
-Lego1355: Temple of Gloom movie. (I got this set on Ebay and I want to try to make an animation with it.)
-Lisa Collab by @Spinalpalm
-Halloween movie
-Steamboat Wet Willie
-A Halloween Movie
Art I want to make:
-Drawing of Watchmen in my art style and even the Charlton characters
-Stop Motion Photo of the Minutemen from Watchmen
-Mario Sunshine art
-Splatoon art
-Spiderman
-Daredevil
-Wolverine
-The Punisher beating up Spiderman, Daredevil and Wolverine.
-Art of Punisher and Omori
-Maybe a comic about… I don’t know yet. OH! The Boys and Omori! That’s gonna be so dumb.
-PORN
-GORE PORN
-GORE PORN OF Chikn Nuggit
-A Chikn Nuggit art of a Slushi FUCK Nugget.
-And normal porn of a cartoon MILF for October that I’m not going to say the name of because it’s not the time.
-And gore porn of that MILF. Why? Because I think it’s hot. FUCK! NO! IT’S FUCKING FUNNY! YOU CREEPS!
-And many More
So yeah, this year's theme is mostly going to be about my Shit List. I might not get every one of them done, but I’ll try
I’m gonna write down the months of what I’m gonna do here so I can comment to them or something.
For the first Month of the Year, I’m going to write scripts so I don’t need to write them later. I need to write the script for Madness 2024 and 2025 and all the other Madness Days. I’m planning to make a story line for my Madness Day movies. There’s 10 parts, so 4 more to go. I also need to write about an original cartoon about my Made Up Characters.
February, I’m gonna work my ass off working on the Lisa Collab. Shit, I'm not gonna get paid. Oh well. Wait, it can’t take that long. Maybe If I get it done sooner, for the rest of the month, I can make more SIN For Shorts and upload them every week ahead of time. Or I can make Art or animtionfrdskhbfvgojrsdbv
FUCK! I suck at planning. I’ll come back to this later. WAIT! I can make a Mickey Mouse cartoon
I can make more art with my new XP-PEN ARTIST 12t. I think I could make more gore porn for 2024. And also normal porn. Look, don’t jack it to gore, I just think it’s funny. I don’t spank my monkey to THE BOYS comic, where they beat up superheros, but I still think it’s funny. Also, also, in March 2024, I’ll be doing art commissions to try to pay off my XP-PEN ARTIST 12 and get rich off it. I’ll see for now, I can draw SFW and NSFW.
Fuck it, I give up on writeing this. I’m going to bed. To put it simply, I’m going to work on some projects that can’t be done only in 2025. So here I'll do it. I'll work on my projects and then do the other work in 2025 and then upload them on that date. I want to work on a flash animated movie about the original concept Rayman 4 Raving Rabbit before it was a mini game. It's Madness Combat inspired, but still has a story with Rayman trying to save DreamLand from the Rabbits. I… I’m not that well known for flash, but with my Gaming PC, I can do it. Also, it’s gonna take a lot because at the end point, there’s gonna be a lot of famous rabbits camos, so I’m gonna have a lot of puppets to make. I want it to be big and amazing, YES! I’m doing it. I’m spending this year working on that movie, because it’s probably going to take a long time by myself and school stuff. I want to give Rayman the respect he needs.
I’m also gonna work on the Lisa collab because I’m so fucking behind. I should really work on that.
For Madness Day 2024, it’s going to be Madness vs Robot Chicken. How will this work? It’s just gonna be reanimated skits from the show, but with a Madness twist until I give up and just animate stolen jokes off the internet. I do have to remake all the puppets because of the new way I made them.
For Clock Day, it’s a “fuck you” to BFDI.
I’m gonna make an art post for Pico Day, but I’m still thinking of what to make. I want to make a Wakey Games jokes for kidz reboot comic concept, as a parody of THE BOYS comic books, but video games. But will it still count as a pico day art?
Mickey Mouse! I NEED TO MAKE AN ANIMATION OF HIM NOW! I’ll call Steamboat Wet Willie.
I really should have written this sooner than on New years eve. I alway think about what I could have done differently in the past, rather than what I can do now or in the future. But mostly what I can do now. I’ll write down plans for the rest of the year this week. I made plans to write the script for the Rayman movie.
I hope you all have a better new year than me. Good night.