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NoobClock666
Hi, I'm NoobClock666. I'm a mother fucker. I make my own stop motion puppets and drawings to fuck, shit up and stuff on the internet for the fun of it.
And Chikn Nuggit fucking sucks!

Age 21, Male

DUMBASS University

Your moms house.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 27th, 2024


Okay, so I should keep the time and days here.

Now today in the morning, me and my uncle got breakfast.

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There was this cool bike thing at Trafalgar Square. We thought it was a bike race, but now, it was like a marathon for bike riders. I think anyone can join. It would have been cool do join, but no one else did it. I wanted to, but sadly not.

So after breakfast, me, my uncle, and my two sisters Marry and Shelly (not real names) did some little gift shopping, I ended up getting a free pin when I said out loud that the tiy matches were cool.

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Soon, my family all went into this art museum and saw some great art hundreds of heros ago. Some of the paintings didn't had amazing backgrounds which made me feel better for not being good at backgrounds. Also family paintings were really for the rich, but now with photographs, it's not that hard to get a image if your family. Also the wife and the kids look like freaks. Thats what you get with insect.

I really enjoy leaning about the history of the art, like boxing. NOw I want to learn how. Yea, I allways did before, but never try to get into boxing classes. I should look it up on youtube first.

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I also like this one.

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One of my favorites is this one.

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BOOBS! She looks like that girl from Fear and Hunger 2, and I love the fanart of her. I try taking photos without looking like a perv.


Before going on the trip, my older brother, who I am going to call Godwin. And he told me to give me a test to get him Java Cakes. He's not gonna text me to remind me or show me an image, this was a test. I still looked it up. But I got it. Three boxes… Maybe I should get 2 more. It would be very funny if he never liked them and I got them for no reason.

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Soon we went some clothes shopping and went back to the hotel. Me and uncle went to KFC for late dinner. I wanted to get the spicy Chicken Sandwich, but they only had a burger that looked nothing like the image. Stupid of me to be surprised. And it even tasted like rubber.

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After that, my uncle asked me where our hotel was. I don’t really remember the name, but I do remember where it was. It had the Statue of Matt from Eddsworld. It was it next to the NG building. I'm not joking, it had NG 200. So we got back and I was writing this, but ran out of time. So we went to bed. I'm writing this one day 4. I should be faster at this.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 26th, 2024


Yesterday, I had dinner with my uncle and the pizza we had was £14. Really? The pizza was okay but still. I think my mom and my sister Shelly were sleeping and Mary was studying to work at a hospital where she cleans tools for surgery.

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I don't have a full image.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 25th, 2024


I should have my own website so I can make plugs and have ads. Anyways, I'm here and I'm still kind of sleepy and still paranoid about not having my DS charger. I really hope the fun things I'll do will keep my mind off of it. I haven't played it in a while and it's not dead and has a full charge from the looks of it. There's no numbers. If I'm lucky, it might last two weeks. Man, I missed playing on this thing. I miss playing Zelda Phantom HourGlass. I had this game as a little kid, but I didn’t know how to read, so now playing a new save file, I really get to enjoy the story. I should get a R4 and the 100 Classic Book Collection. I always wanted them but never got around to getting them. I can't buy them now since I'm in the UK. My older sister's friend is coming to our house and feeding the cats, so I hope they might bring the package in… or not.

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Right now, I'm just with my mom and older sister waiting for my uncle and other older sister.

Okay, I need to give them fake names. I'm naming my older sister who graduated Shelley and the older sister with me Mary. One of the books in the Book College DS “game” is Frankenstein. GET IT!? Ever since I read the book… the manga with art by Junji Ito, I've been enjoying it. I borrowed it from the Library. When I get the Book Collection, I'll read the book again. I could read all the books for free on my phone, but I don’t want to look at my phone all the time. Wait, what was I talking about right now? Oh, Europe and Mary Shelly Writing.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 24th, 2024


So this is my 4th time going there. First it was for my grandfather funeral, second and third time was just a vacation. But the fourth is a celebration of one of my older sister Graduation.


You remember that post I made back in 2019 about Europe? Will that post was so fucking stupid, lets foregt I ever wrote it and just remiber the images. I was trying to be funny but I was not. I'm grateful for my family taking me there and I'm grateful for coming here.


While packing, there was this book I wanted to read, “The Incredible Shrinking Man” but I didn't because I didn't want to over pack again. For internment, I have my Phone, my crappy laptop, my FNAF silver eye book, my Is Wolverine Paperback, an 80s Mad magazine, a narvel about Mary Jane point of view, and an easy version of Moby Dick because I don't have the balls to read the real thing. And also my Nintendo DS lite. But I keep thinking about that one nook until… I don’t have the charger for my DS. It's not an airplane flight without forgetting something.

Well, at least I don’t need to think about that book anymore, I'm not even gonna have time to read it. I just like the freedom of having a choice to read it. But I have enough stuff, so I should be grateful for what I got.

Oh, and also my battery charger for a camera that dies in 5 minutes. I can never go on a vacation without being a fucking idiot.

I have my phone, but I like the camera quality. Is it better? I haven't checked.

I'll just buy a new charger at a classic game store in Loudon and I can have two chargers so just in case I lose one. And for my camera, I think I can change it with a plug, I hope I can do that.


I'll be back in 2 weeks to work on my Madness Day movie… I know this is my bad year because I don’t make any movies, but I feel good about my good year because I was making movies, but I should use this year for my personal life and not making art and sacrifice my freetime for art. Wait, if I get a new DS lite charger, then that will work in the UK, unless they also have a USB DS Lite Charger and that would be cool. My other hope is that I don’t have time to use it

I forgot to post about my trip there for 2022, so I'll make sure to post everyday about my trip in 2024. Sorry for not posting that much.

Have a great summer.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 6th, 2024


I'm not perfect.

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And that's fine, I should just do the best I can and hope people will think I did a good job.



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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 3rd, 2024


Sleep sucks sometimes. Why sleep if I can play video games?


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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 3rd, 2024


So I stopped wearing pajamas and just slept in clothes I'm going to wear tomorrow. I like that.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - May 1st, 2024


Another trip around the sun!


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Posted by NoobClock666 - April 29th, 2024


Time move too fast. That'd what I hate about my bad year. Time Wasted.


Posted by NoobClock666 - April 16th, 2024


16 days and still no communications. That's my fault for only doing bad doodles so I updated.

Commissions are still OPEN.

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https://ko-fi.com/noobclock666/commissions


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