Yesterday, I became “top shit” when I found out I was “User of the day”. I didn't show off to anyone in IRL, I just told everyone on Newgrounds.com, just one blog post. And the best part, my day wasn't shit. I did my school work ok and I was separated by a game of MTG at my comic and game shop. I did ok but still lost because I don't have a Commander deck.. everyone plays Commander and I like to use a deck that would be good if it was the 2000s or something. But I still had fun. I should really keep track of how many turns I stay alive. Also, I got a lot of Mad magazines for cheap, some Puncher comics, and finally THE BOYS COMIC Volume one by Garth Ennis. And a Marvel Swimsuit magazine. DON'T TELL ANYBODY.

It was great… But I forgot about the monthly vote! FUCK!!!!! Well, better luck next month.

Oops, forgot about the Punisher comics.

In the morning, when I saw I got an email on Newgrounds, my first thought was, “Damit, what did I do now?!”, but it turns out I’m a user of the day. I’m fucking immortal for a day! I hope the rest of my day isn’t shit because of this… Pry for me, I have a thing with bad things happening to me when I jinx it.

Build your own game by clicking today's #GoogleDoodle celebrating the pioneer of the video game cartridge: Jerry Lawson!

https://g.co/doodle/agvbhf5

If you already have a Tricky plush, why not have a Hank with it too.

https://www.makeship.com/products/hank-wimbleton-plush?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social_media&utm_campaign=Q4_2022_MADNESS:_Project_Nexus_Twitter&utm_content=Gaming_MADNESS:_Project_Nexus

MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look how cute this zonbie doll is! So cute! You should get one if you want. Only one week.

https://twitter.com/MRKrinkels/status/1579850622190297089?t=t0MWKAroKxeFcCM5f1dVGA&s=19

I wasn’t trying to get 800 but I did, and I thank all of you. Sorry I did make any animations this year.

Also, take care of your comics. They're not like normal books.

Goodbye @NoobJew666

Hello @NoobClock666!

YAY! I’m a supporter again, again! I don’t know who gave it to me, I think it’s because of the new “Custom Profile Picture Shapes”, so thank you to anyone who gave me the supporter gift. I have another chance of changing my username. For a while now, I have been thinking of changing my name because I first got beef for my online username from my sisters and their friends. I had to explain to them that it was a misunderstanding. The reason why I made my name to NoobJew666 was that I was a fucking stupid teenager, that thought Christians and Jews were the same. BUT THEY'RE NOT. I finally learned the truth now. I learn this from an (ominous Source I will keep private) that the big difference between Christians and Jews is; that Jews don’t need to believe in God. I did not know that. You can still be Jewish by practicing all the Jewish traditions, but Christians need to believe in God. If you don’t believe in God, you are not a Christian anymore, even though you still practice the traditions. When I first learned that, I was the stupidest mother fucker on the planet. I am not Jewish and I never was. And now I need to fix this shit and change my username. But change it to what?... NoobClock666 or just Noob-Clock-666. That should have been my Username from the start. I hope that this will be the last time I will ever change my Username. My outfit is not a Jewish outfit anymore, I'm just dressed as a Weirdo now.

But there's a problem with changing your online username. Everybody knows me as Noobjew666, people might get confused to trying to look me up. Also, my movies and comics have my old Username. Crap.

What’s better? NoobJew666 or NoobClock666?

Update 4/25/2022

I forgot to say to I'll change my username on May 1.

Thank you again. You guys are the best.

I used to have this game on my Xbox 360 and ds. But I got bored of it because there was no challenge to it and it dosen’t have a game over. IT BORING! This is also why I don’t play Kirby anymore. But before I got this game, I used to watch youtube videos of it all the time in the 2000s.