NoobClock666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lammy and Batman discuss death place of his parents]

Wow! This is cool! I wish they sing more than one sentence.

[Synica ( New OC)]

This looks kind of cool, but what is wrong with her boobs? She doesn't even have any nipples.

[The "Heaven Staircase" Incident]

I don’t get it. It has a bunch of references to memes, the bad guy is the troll. The main girl is cute. It’s just this concept isn’t something that would be interesting to me. Yeah, the memes are cool, but the only meme I would like to see is…HOOPY THE HOOP! But he’s not going to be in this fake movie…Unless…HE IS!? IS HE GOING TO BE IN IT!?
Here’s a non-spoiler-free example of a movie I won’t say the name to.
I thought they were going to show some pacific characters from other movies. But I also thought they weren't going to do it because they might not have the rights. BUT THEY DID DO IT! THEY DID! YES! And they didn’t show it in the trailers! It was a surprise! That’s how to make a trailer! You show some of the cool parts but not the important ones.
So that’s why I think Hoopy the hoop (The best meme of all time) will be in this movie and I’ll stop making giving you bad scores.

[Black vs White II]

White power!... Oh, wait...F**K.
I love clay animation.

PencilKiller responds:

Yikes. Didn't mean it that way

[Dire, Dire Docks (mario is freaking dead)]

There was this time I was at a water park. I was on the lazy river and I got really tired. So I took a nap with my face in the water…WHY!? WHY DID I DO THAT!? If the lifeguard didn’t wake me up, I would have accidentally committed suicide like a f**king idiot.
So anyways, the flash animation…It’s just a loop of the same music that loops. It’s not bad. It does its job. Maybe you could upload this on youtube and make it an hour long.
Never fall asleep in the water. No matter how good it feels.

Alyxandr responds:

How is it possible to nap underwater? You would need to breathe long before you could fall asleep. If that's true, I'm sorry that happened! Stuff like that can be very alarming haha. I have a semi-similar story about nearly drowning in a wave pool and was saved by my step-sibling.

All the client wanted was an animation of Mario drowned, so that's what I did! I had thoughts about doing more with the idea, but I thought that the simplicity and drawn-out nature of a person drowned alone out in nature was poignant enough. That hour-long version isn't a bad idea...

[Chuck Norris vs Metroid]

I miss Danboe.

[Front Page Feels]

My first front page was "A madness christmas story".

[DO THE MARIO]

" If you do drugs, you'll go to hell before you die. "

[64 Bits - Minecraft Demake for Arcade/Famicom/NES]

Wow! You should make this into a real flash game.

[Sandwich Showdown (3D)]

" Don't eat my sandwich. "

-@Oney Jul 11, 2013