NoobClock666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Marry Me?]

From the thumbnail. I thought the joke was the red-haired woman was the one opposing to her lover to marry her. But the lover said no. So the red-haired woman cries. That would have been kind of funny. Because marriage is a joke.
But this is still cute.

Bleak-Creep responds:

Sometimes you just wanna share your life with someone. FOREVER. Er, until death? Let's go with that; that seems like a good length of time.

[Mountain Manlet (LEGO stopmotion)]

They prefer to be called midgets.
* Honk Honk *

[Sonic's Sandwich]

You know what would be really funny. MAKE HIM PUT HIS DICK IN THE SANDWICH!

Gray responds:

Maybe

[all i know (music video)]

I understand the feeling of freedom when driving in the Desert with family when I was a kid.

[Epic BootRot Christmas]

I'm sorry for what I said. This is a good animation. And being 1 month late is not so bad. It's better then Spocky Month.

[Pingu's Fairground Fun]

Sharing is caring. But it’s rude to eat other people cotton candy without asking for permission. So the main penguin was in the right.

[Lammy and Batman discuss death place of his parents]

Wow! This is cool! I wish they sing more than one sentence.

[Synica ( New OC)]

This looks kind of cool, but what is wrong with her boobs? She doesn't even have any nipples.

[The "Heaven Staircase" Incident]

I don’t get it. It has a bunch of references to memes, the bad guy is the troll. The main girl is cute. It’s just this concept isn’t something that would be interesting to me. Yeah, the memes are cool, but the only meme I would like to see is…HOOPY THE HOOP! But he’s not going to be in this fake movie…Unless…HE IS!? IS HE GOING TO BE IN IT!?
Here’s a non-spoiler-free example of a movie I won’t say the name to.
I thought they were going to show some pacific characters from other movies. But I also thought they weren't going to do it because they might not have the rights. BUT THEY DID DO IT! THEY DID! YES! And they didn’t show it in the trailers! It was a surprise! That’s how to make a trailer! You show some of the cool parts but not the important ones.
So that’s why I think Hoopy the hoop (The best meme of all time) will be in this movie and I’ll stop making giving you bad scores.

[Black vs White II]

White power!... Oh, wait...F**K.
I love clay animation.

PencilKiller responds:

Yikes. Didn't mean it that way