NoobClock666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hearse of Strahd]

Did that actually happen in a game? Whoever was the Dungeon Master, they know how to have a good time.

DungeonSoup responds:

Not exactly like this, but I once had a vampire monologue about how badass he was for like 5 minutes straight while being completely oblivious to the traps the players were setting around him, only to have him die in 1 round once they set off. If shenanigans are brewing, I can't help but go along. My inability to take anything seriously is my biggest flaw and biggest strength as a DM.

[EASY BAKE (flashy light warning)]

I am feeling the pain and struggle of trying to make a joke from that Crocodile. Great movie.

[Pike Peels Out]

Pike really looks APPEALING.

[Tormento - A Cut Hulu Halloween Short]

Ass saves the day.
It blows that this got cut. GREAT JOB.

[Mario The Goomba Killer - SFM Remake]

YES! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS MAD FROM THE THUMNAIL AND TITLE!

[The Web has lost its Soul - LOVEWEB]

I made a post like this on Newgrounds where I complain like a bitch that old websites are better than new ones. But you made a better point about social media being a cancer without sounding preaching. Chikn Nuggit sucks because of preaching. I hate cute stuff, but you make a good point, WITHOUT ANNORING VOICE ACTING.
Having your own website and it being yours and no one else is just something everyone should have.
I should make my own website and have the balls to learn how to code it. And I hope I can make it as cool as yours and loveweb website.

[GLaDOS' New Body]

Chell: " Insult me more, mom- I mean GLaDOS. "
If she could talk.

[sam and hain]

It's so nice of Death to give that dying a fun time before the kid gose to the afterlife. That's what I got out of this.

[How to get a billion dollars!]

I really love the sound you make on the jet pack.

[Snowboarding and Honey]

I really fucking hate Winnie the Pooh. He's so cute and innocent, it makes me mad that nothing bad ever happens to him. This is why no one likes Charlie in Johnny Depp Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
But at least Piglet dies to balance good and evil.