NoobClock666's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bojack Horseman]

is that the horse from horsing around?

InsaneDingoArt responds:

What is this? A crossover episode?! lol

[Squid Girls]

Oh my konami, they look so cute!
I just want to… SMASH HERE FUCKING HEADS WITH A RUSTY PIPE AND WATCH THEM DIE SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH AND THROW THERE HALF DEAD BODYS IN TO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

You: “ Jesus Christ! What the fuck is wrong with you!? ”

I’m so sorry, I should have said “ I want to see Mario smash here fucking heads with a rusty pipe and watch them die slow and painful death and throw there half dead body in to a wood chipper, while I eat pop corn. ”

I should draw Mario doing that to the “original character”.

You: “ you bitter not! ”

And I’m saying original in air quotes Because there not original characters.

You: “ … you are a bad guy. ”

Yeah, I’m a dick. And I fucking hate Splatoon.

You: “ why!? ”

Being a dick is fun.

You: “ NO, why do you hate Splatoon. ”

The squid kids are so cute, it makes me mad and I want to kill them.

RULE 25: If it’s cute, it needs to die. No exceptions.

You: “ You made that up! “

I know, but it should be a real rule because it’s true.
If something is too cute, it’s fucking ANNOYING and you want to kill it with a shotgun or a F.L.O.O.D.

You: “ F.L.O.O.D? The fuck is that? ”

The Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device.

Anyway, the inklings are more like the stupid bunny from Rayman, they are both punching bags for Mario and Rayman.

I like the style of this art but I hate Splatoon.

Gachakoi responds:

Lol thanks for the comment!!
Also I do know what F.L.U.D.D is Lol

[Monster Prom]

this is some good art but Prom is stupid

meltyimp responds:

lmfao ty

agreed-- my prom was dumb af

[Starfire meets older Starfire]

this is hot.
but if starfire has sex with the older starfire, is that gay or masturbating?

RavenRavenRaven responds:

Yeah it's gotta be masturbation for sure.

[Fairies - Holly and Dandelion]

I like yuri

MentalCrash responds:

I liek chocolate milk

[The Vacation Starts Now!]

I haven't played that game for a long time, I would play it, but I can't on the new stupid tv.
I'm happy that some people remember Super Mario Sunshine.

BLARGEN69 responds:

I hope you can replay it one day, I've replayed Sunshine every other year of my life, I can never get tired of it ahaha!

[Baking a cake]

dark magician girl looks so hot!!!!!!!!!!

but I like to know if you read the manga

bocodamondo responds:

which one? you mean the original yugioh manga? cuz if so, then neh
but i recently decided to check out the arc-v manga

[5 by 10 px]

cool!
dick jokes!
I love dick jokes but I'm not gay!

TheAstra responds:

8=D
Oh well, are you sure? =P

[Melee Kalikimaka]

X-mas is not JASUS birthday
but I love this

Cymbourine responds:

December 25 may have been selected due to its proximity to the winter solstice, because of its theological significance. After the solstice, the days begin to lengthen with more sunlight, which Christians see as representing the Light of Christ entering the world. This mirrors the celebration of the Nativity of Saint John the Baptist on June 24, near the summer solstice; John said of Jesus "He must increase, I must decrease." John 3:30 NRSV[39]

In the 1st and 2nd centuries, the Lord's Day (Sunday) was the earliest Christian celebration and included a number of theological themes. In the 2nd century, the Resurrection of Jesus became a separate feast as Easter and in the same century Epiphany began to be celebrated in the Churches of the East on 6 January.[40] The festival of the Nativity which later turned into Christmas was a 4th-century feast in the Western Church notably in Rome and North Africa, although it is uncertain exactly where and when it was first celebrated.[41]

The earliest source stating 25 December as the date of birth of Jesus is likely by Hippolytus of Rome, written very early in the 3rd century, based on the assumption that the conception of Jesus took place at the Spring equinox which he placed on 25 March, and then added nine months – festivals on that date were then celebrated.[42] 25 March would also roughly be the date of his crucifixion, which ancient Christians would have seen as confirming the date of his birth, since there was a notion that the great prophets were conceived into the afterlife on the same date they were conceived into the world. John Chrysostom also argued for a 25 December date in the late 4th century, basing his argument on the assumption that the offering of incense in Luke 1:8–11 was the offering of incense by a high priest on Yom Kippur (early October), and, as above, counting fifteen months forward. However, this was very likely a retrospective justification of a choice already made rather than a genuine attempt to derive the correct birth date.[43]

Lastly, 25 December might be a reference to the date of the Feast of the Dedication, which occurs on the 25 Kislev of the Jewish calendar. This would require that early Christians simply translated Kislev directly to December.