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NoobClock666
Hi, I'm NoobClock666. I'm a mother fucker. I make my own stop motion puppets and drawings to fuck, shit up and stuff on the internet for the fun of it.
And Chikn Nuggit fucking sucks!

Age 21, Male

DUMBASS University

Your moms house.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 22nd, 2024


I don't want to keep doing this. I don't want to keep forgetting to do something.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 18th, 2024


I'm back in Jr Collage and I hope I can get my homework done and have time to make art. I suck at image management.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 16th, 2024


Glue is too Missy. It's takes long to dry. And it doesn't work on tape part. Also, there's glue bubbles and thar fucking annoying.

I grew up with using tape and it's amazing. When I run out of tape, I feel helpess, like running out of ammo.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 15th, 2024


I put too much thought into getting a dirty magazine. If I’m going to get one, it better be the last one I’ll ever buy, because you can get porn for free on the internet. But I wanted to get one because it’s good to have one in hand if the power goes out or just have one for the novelty of owning a porno mag. I just had a lot of fun buying one. Read u/Gofishyex reply and you’ll see what I mean.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/6r58lb/do_people_still_buy_printed_porn_magazines/

But the one I got is mostly weed ads and stuff that’s not boobs. Yeah, there’s women, but the nipples are censored…FUCK! Are you Kidding me!?I don’t give a fuck about Life style, I only want tits and ass! I paid 5.99 bucks for it! Well that’s what I get for buying this and not the ones that are 10 moneys more and a dvd.

I’m not showing the magazin because I don’t know that much about it and I don’t want to risk people finding where I live.I should have gotten a playboy mag on ebay and the bunny girl on it. Bunny girls are hot. Who gives a fuck about the articles. Whatever. It was cheap and I don’t want to buy anymore. I got the internet. Maybe I’ll get a Playboy mag on ebay and get rid of the one I have. But I’m not going to throw it away, but I can’t sell it.

Wait, what was my first dirty magazin? The Marvel Swimsuit magazine. I got it cheap and I really like She-Hulk. Why didn't DC do this? Sex sells a lot.

Just wanted to talk about it.

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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 12th, 2024


I got ban out of the "Am I the Asshole?" subreddit for saying that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/194oa4f/aita_for_still_finding_old_offensive_web/

I guess I was such a asshole, they permanently banned me for one post. Permanently? Really?


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 12th, 2024


Old web animation immature humor back then would not be suited for today. But I love those videos. It really made me who I am today. They would say a lot of swears, even  the other F word.


Here’s a list of some of my favorite removed videos from Spazkid.


purple shadow.flv

https://youtu.be/EgRNF1gH0Zo?si=9nP-Wm1QCTlMilqH


Parody Inferno : Megaman 1 - Reupload

https://youtu.be/7LremP6xGtM?si=-AoJdJcfHw8-_kYQ


Random Sonic lines 2 -Reupload

https://youtu.be/Bsh8_BjGjZc?si=9gCxaI79jvqQ7Beo


Spazkid28 Confides the No Cussing Club

https://youtu.be/bDMeNXhZWpo?si=huRMTQ6Kc2brrKVg


So am I a bad person for liking them?  I mean, they are really fucking funny to me of how much Spazkid was a teenage durtbag back then. Also, I know they're jokes and nothing but jokes. I remember on Newgrounds you can be ass offensive as you want, as long as it’s funny.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 10th, 2024


I love Flash Games and dreamed of making my own video games. But I never did because I was a moron. The first time I ever learned how to make a video game was in a class me and my two sisters joined in the spring about making games and animation. It was the first time I used Game Maker, but it was Game Maker 8. We worked on a click fruit game where you had to click on moving fruits and not click the bombs that make you lose. That was kind of lame. But then we worked on a maze game and that was cool.

Years later, I learned how to read and I picked up the old Game Maker 8 and read the tutorial of how to make that fruit game right… kind of. But I had a better understanding of it. But it turns out, that was a Game Maker 8 lite, and I can’t export the game I made. Shit.

Years later again, this month, I got bored and downloaded the new Game Maker, “free” on steam. Soon, I saw there was a tutorial on how to make the game Asteroids. YEAH! NOW WE'RE TALKING! This tutorial was more easy to understand and had way better graphics then that fruit game. I really got the hang of it, but making games is really hard and really fun when you're starting out. Also, I’ve been using GML Visual because I still don’t know how to code. Maybe I can put in the effort into learning more about game making and upload them on Newgrounds. BUT YOU STILL CAN’T EXPORT YOUR GAMES. I mena, you can upload them on GX.GAMES, but other then that, it’s fucking useless. I knew that from the start, but I still used it to learn. Here’s the thing about me. I personally believe that in some circumstances, no one should pay for anything. EVER!... Look, a better way of explaining this is I’ll pay for food, video games, movies, music and all that stuff. But I won’t pay shit for making stuff. I’m not making any money from making movies or art. I’ve been looking for a safe way to get a crack version of  Game Maker 8 for Free, but I had no luck with finding one that is safe or that worked. Please don’t put me to jail for this. I know the people who work there need to eat, but they're still making bank. But I’ll try Godot too to see what's better… It's Godot. I never used it, but it’s free, so it’s better. But Game Maker has visual code and I still don't know how to code.

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I just want to make a video game about this made up character I had when I was a little boy. It’s just a rip off of Megaman, but in outer space with aliens. 

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If I ever make games, someone else is gonna do all the work, while I make the art and writing. But until now, I’m gonna try to do it myself for now so I know what’s going on. It could also make me play more new flash games on Newgrounds. That something I want to work on. Sometimes I’m scared of doing new things.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 6th, 2024


It was good. It had good action and writing. Don't let the "trying too hard to be adult with kids stuff" scare you off. Don't judge a movie by it's reviews or Box office fail. Judge it by watching the movie. It's also free to watch.

https://tubitv.com/movies/100010444/the-happytime-murders?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed

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7/10


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 4th, 2024


There's this nerds Candy Cane I've been eating, and some times it get stuck in my teeth. It's kind if annoying.

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But they do taste good.


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Posted by NoobClock666 - January 4th, 2024


Why would you watch a video about a text to speech program explaining the plot of a movie badly, instead of watching the movie that is probably free to watch on Tubi. Are people that fucking lazy to not watch a movie? 

“Some people don’t have time to watch a full movie”

Do those people need help wiping their ass? Make time for watching a movie or better yet, you don’t have to watch all of it in one setting. People don’t play video games and beat it without stopping.

Imagine all of those filmmakers' works going to waste to some cunt making a video sporeling the whole movie. Now there’s no point for the viewer to watch the whole movie. Fuck movie Recap videos.


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