NoobClock666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[No Mutt November]

… I... don't get it.
but let me try to understand the joke.
so if the owner had a real bat, he was going to smash that fucking bitch brains. (it's a female dog, so I can say that.)
but killing dogs is not funny.
THERE SO CUTE! why would you want to hurt him? they just want love and hugs. but family love, not...FUCKING, because bestialities is illegal.

anyways, maybe you can try animating a meme that is actually funny. LIKE HOOPY THE HOOP!
* "Honk" "Honk" *

InfestedPear responds:

I don't need to make anything funny when comments like these do my job for me hahahaha

[Swiper No Swipey]

oh mi konami, eso fue genial! La broma fue tan brillante.
Pensé que ibas a hacer algo espeluznante que no tiene sentido, pero eres un buen comediante.
Cuando veo algo como esto, desearía saber hablar español o cualquier tipo de idioma.
Tengo un audiolibro sobre español para tontos de mi biblioteca local, pero aún no lo he usado.

Usted: "copió todo esto en el traductor de Google, ¿no?"

… si…

Y para gente que quiere saber qué demonios está diciendo Dora. aquí
Puede eliminar esto, porque podría arruinar la broma.
Y la traducción es un poco mala, pero lo que sea

Dora:
Fox don't take it

Your acts villancicos have brought you here fox

this the real fox

you are a thief, a treacherous and salvaie

Boots ... fox tongue outlet must pay for its crimes

Should I cut off the fox's arms so that he no longer steals?

eye for an eye

Thooth by thooth

The fox will no longer steal

We leave its body so that the vultures eat it?

or we will dissolve it in a barrel of acid

...

What did they say?

that we dissolve it in a barrel of acid?

OK! Let's go!

Esa fue una maravillosa pérdida de tiempo!

meatcanyon responds:

So happy you enjoyed it!

[Rayman TV Reanimated scene]

this looks ok.
and can I join the Collab?
where do I sine up?

ThomasARSman45 responds:

Sent a message.

[Tifa Has Competition]

too big is too much.

Drawsputin responds:

But think of all the items you can carry in those things!

Pretty sure they'd make a great scabbard for a Buster Sword too. XD

['Dogs of the Planet']

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!

…

You: “ can we go on the fun side now. ”

But seriously, this is so cute but you should have called this “Planet of the Dogs”.
But to choose from apes to dogs, I choose Dogs over Apes because they are man's best friend.
And now I know how to say dog in Spanglish, thank you.

Butzbo responds:

Well that may have been a missed opportunity, hahah!

[Lego lightsaber fight]

this looks so amazing! it takes me back to the old ages of newgrounds.
the childhood I never had. the 90s was so cool.
but the lighting is a little off, some of the background and ground moves.
BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK!?

Someone: " me. "

SHUT UP!

anyways. the animation is so clean and fast, it doesn't matter if the background moves. and the way you use the camera is so sexy.
but it's so bizarre to think that this was your first stop motion attempt and must people stop motion videos are a little bad.
you really nailed it.

Schuschinus responds:

Thanks. I used only daylight, my shadow got in the way and the plate was sliding.

[When you wish upon a star - ( Pinocchio Parody)]

did you got this idea from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy when Pinocchio try to eat billy?

meatcanyon responds:

Nah. I mean it’s similar in ways. I think the idea of Pinocchio hurting Geppetto or making a sacrifice for the sakes of becoming a boy is kind of common. Lol at least I think so? Ha!

[The Summer & Winter Show - Pilot Episode]

Top 5 reasons why sitcoms are dog shit.

1. The laugh track
2. The jokes and the puns are lame as fuck.
3. The laugh track laughs at the stupid jokes and puns.
4. It reminds you how the 80’s was awful because of the laugh track.
5. And The fucking laugh track!!

You: “ you said laugh track 4 times. ”

Becuse I fucking hate the laugh track!
Why the fuck do poeple use them, they suck!.

You: “ they use them because the viewer will most likely to laugh when they hear other people laughing. “

Bullshit. A little kid would ever laugh at this pile of crap
They never work! Only dumb adults think sitcoms with laugh tracks are funny, like my sister.

You: “ hay! You can’t talk about your sister like that! ”

Who gives a fuck, what she doesn't know won't kill her.

You: “ it would kill your sister respect for you. ”

It was already dead, and she hates anything fun, like Newgrounds. So I’m safe.

Anyways, the only setcom I like is iCarly, but all sitcoms sucks.
I really like the animation and art style of this movie, it’s beautiful, and I love the characters voices but everything else about this movie is shit. Because it’s a setcom.

You can’t use laugh tracks to make a joke funny, the viewer need know the joke is funny and you can't force someone to laugh at something that is not funny, it’s wrong.

*mic drop*

And lastly, cartoon comedies are not sitcoms because they are actually funny.
https://youtu.be/ZZsDUBLoRQY

Andyl4nd responds:

*cue audience laughter*

[Sonic's Movie Redesign : Hedgehogs Have Feelings Too]

this looks like flipnote studio. is it? can you tell me. you don't have to but you can.

and this movie ok

EtherealSnake responds:

It's done in photoshop with a dithering effect apply to it in after effect .