NoobClock666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GOOEY GOATS]

I’m a fan of old style stop motion films with some horror comedy, and I feel like the music really fits in the mode of this.
I’m also very impressed by the way you animate the purple goo. It really makes it feel alive.
But sadly I was very disappointed with the ending because…
THAT GOAT GIRL IS A FUCKING IDIOT! SHE JUST SCREWED HUMANITY FOR NO REASON!
That alien parasyte just told her he was going to take over the world, AND SHE JUST LET HIM WIN!? WHY!
I know some horror films the killer wins, but they don’t win when the protagonist lets them.

Do you remember that episode of Family Guy; Seahorse Seashell Party? Where Meg stands up for herself against her troubled family, but she takes it all back, apologizes for it, and continues to be a human punching bag. It made me so mad that Meg just let her family do this to her.
This is how I feel about this film.
I was having a fun time watching this film but it got ruined by that Komani damn ending.

Also, I’m very sorry that I’m comparing this to Family guy because Family guy is NOT a good show. But I did have to say it.

[Takedown - a Mega Man Action Short]

… Who the hell was he fighting? We don’t even get to see it!
The animtion is awesome but it’s just stupid that he’s fighting nothing.
you were able to make an incredible fight scene but you were too lazy to animate a villain.

[Wandering Gift]

This is a terrible Anime dub. because the voices should not be this bad.
I really like the animation and character design, but I feel like the writing and voice acting had no real effort put into it. it has the same quality as a TV commercial with a fast paced “story”, except it’s not trying to sell you anything.

All of your characters are so boring, yeah they're cute, but that’s not a real personality. You need more than a pretty face.
This is everything wrong with most anime with cute girls that are basically useless. I think. I don’t really know, because I don’t watch that much anime.
I only read good manga. LIKE DEVILMAN AND PARASITE.

Anyways, let's talk about Zhima. I hate her the most.
Her flute playing is awful and her voice is so damn annoying, I just want to get the most violent mouse trap I can find, and finish her off with a mallet.

All of your Pokémon “OCs” are just like the Kardashian. I can admit they're sexy, but they're really not interesting. At all.

YOU: “ They represent the zodiac animals in the Chinese new year. ASSHOLE! ”

So they represent something that is only once a year? That means you should only use them once a year, like that red fat cola guy and that racist Irish stereotype, that is also a midget.

* Honk! Honk! *

…was that too mean? I’m so sorry. I now just realize how boring your animations are, without the porn in it. Maybe you should try making something that is smart and funny.
I’m not telling you to stop. I just want you to get better.
Thank you so much for reading this. You had no idea how hard to write this, without sounding like a whiny bitch. That’s what separates us from the bad Trolls.

YOU: “ you do have a point, they do look like Pokémon's. ”

bonipops responds:

ok coomer

[No Mutt November]

… I... don't get it.
but let me try to understand the joke.
so if the owner had a real bat, he was going to smash that fucking bitch brains. (it's a female dog, so I can say that.)
but killing dogs is not funny.
THERE SO CUTE! why would you want to hurt him? they just want love and hugs. but family love, not...FUCKING, because bestialities is illegal.

anyways, maybe you can try animating a meme that is actually funny. LIKE HOOPY THE HOOP!
* "Honk" "Honk" *

InfestedPear responds:

I don't need to make anything funny when comments like these do my job for me hahahaha

[What if ur mum was anime?]

What if mario was anime.
and I'm not talking about the video game mario. I'm talking about the mario manga.
and I'm not talking about the mario manga that was base off of the mario video game, written by Yukio Sawada. I'm talking about the mario manga written by Masashi Kishimoto.
THE SAME GUY THAT WRITTEN THE NARUTO MANGA.
WHAT IF THAT GOTTEN AN ANIME ADAPTATION...it would probably be better then the manga.

[Lerygow]

This animtion is better then the real movie.

[Ryuko Finally Confesses]

...I don't get it.
how the f**k is this a meme and not "Hoopy the Hoop"?
if you don't know who that is, then that prove my point of how "FUNNY" this is.
"HONK" "HONK"...

[Tekken - The Mishima Hairline]

"Grandpa!"

[Zelda Hero High (Ep 1) - Major-A's Mask]

this episode was so-
WAIT! it's over already? I know this was 8 minutes but I Thought it would go longer in my head.
…but why am I complaining? this was still amazing and I can't wait for the next episode.

[64 Bits - Paper Zelda (A Crafted Parody)]

This is great.