NoobClock666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Audrey & Victor]

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SIBLING LOVE!
if you say your "FREANDS" with you're brain dead sister, that means your really desperate.

[Godzilla vs. Kong]

GROSS!

YOU: " What? there in love. "

NO, his face was covered in piss!

YOU: " Well, so were you when I first saw you! "

What?

YOU: " It was just something I saw in F is for family. NOW AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX. "

YOU: * Honk Honk *

way that's my thing.

YOU: " now you know how it feels, DICK. "

[Paper Bunny]

I only click on this movie because of a stop-motion bunny in her underwire. It's called clickbait.
I'm not mad, I'm just saying. Also good animtion by the way.

[SWEFS - Marscha Dance Animation Loop]

Is she wearing white face? that's racist.

[Office Fingers]

Did they play this on adult swim?
Because they should.

[GOOEY GOATS]

I’m a fan of old style stop motion films with some horror comedy, and I feel like the music really fits in the mode of this.
I’m also very impressed by the way you animate the purple goo. It really makes it feel alive.
But sadly I was very disappointed with the ending because…
THAT GOAT GIRL IS A FUCKING IDIOT! SHE JUST SCREWED HUMANITY FOR NO REASON!
That alien parasyte just told her he was going to take over the world, AND SHE JUST LET HIM WIN!? WHY!
I know some horror films the killer wins, but they don’t win when the protagonist lets them.

Do you remember that episode of Family Guy; Seahorse Seashell Party? Where Meg stands up for herself against her troubled family, but she takes it all back, apologizes for it, and continues to be a human punching bag. It made me so mad that Meg just let her family do this to her.
This is how I feel about this film.
I was having a fun time watching this film but it got ruined by that Komani damn ending.

Also, I’m very sorry that I’m comparing this to Family guy because Family guy is NOT a good show. But I did have to say it.

[Takedown - a Mega Man Action Short]

… Who the hell was he fighting? We don’t even get to see it!
The animtion is awesome but it’s just stupid that he’s fighting nothing.
you were able to make an incredible fight scene but you were too lazy to animate a villain.

[Wandering Gift]

This is a terrible Anime dub. because the voices should not be this bad.
I really like the animation and character design, but I feel like the writing and voice acting had no real effort put into it. it has the same quality as a TV commercial with a fast paced “story”, except it’s not trying to sell you anything.

All of your characters are so boring, yeah they're cute, but that’s not a real personality. You need more than a pretty face.
This is everything wrong with most anime with cute girls that are basically useless. I think. I don’t really know, because I don’t watch that much anime.
I only read good manga. LIKE DEVILMAN AND PARASITE.

Anyways, let's talk about Zhima. I hate her the most.
Her flute playing is awful and her voice is so damn annoying, I just want to get the most violent mouse trap I can find, and finish her off with a mallet.

All of your Pokémon “OCs” are just like the Kardashian. I can admit they're sexy, but they're really not interesting. At all.

YOU: “ They represent the zodiac animals in the Chinese new year. ASSHOLE! ”

So they represent something that is only once a year? That means you should only use them once a year, like that red fat cola guy and that racist Irish stereotype, that is also a midget.

* Honk! Honk! *

…was that too mean? I’m so sorry. I now just realize how boring your animations are, without the porn in it. Maybe you should try making something that is smart and funny.
I’m not telling you to stop. I just want you to get better.
Thank you so much for reading this. You had no idea how hard to write this, without sounding like a whiny bitch. That’s what separates us from the bad Trolls.

YOU: “ you do have a point, they do look like Pokémon's. ”

bonipops responds:

ok coomer