NoobClock666's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fat Fish Aquarium]

This game is too boring! How long does it take to buy ONE fish?! Insaniquarium BY PopCap is more fun than this. I never played that game, only the zombie one. But I still love the style of this game.

AtreyuGilbert responds:

It's funny, you say Insaniquarium is better and then you immediately admit that you haven't even played the damn game. Oh well, at least you like the style this game has...

[NG BBS Awards 2022]

When I saw that hateful cunt (YOU KNOW THE ONE) and his post about Kazuki Takahashi, it made me cringe. Why did you add him and his post? He’s nothing but an asshole, should he be forgotten by now? His concept of HATE is fucking stupid.
But congratulations to @DrunkGecko

Little-Renastair responds:

Ma boy here doesn't know how awards work.

I don't pick the nominations, the BBS does, then votes on them.

[Peter the Ant Clicker]

A clicker game? I HATE THESE TYPES OF GAMES! They are so boring! There’s no game, it’s just licking on an image. Mineless dopamine. I could have more enjoyment by playing a flash game that was short and funny. The first Petter the Ant game was mindless fun, but it was short, but clicker games take forever. Also the first Petter the Ant game takes skill to hit Petter in one hit.
Was I too mean? If I was, MY BAD.

lucasunderscore responds:

petter the ant

[[BTNverse] The void rolls back]

Were you inspired by Yugioh Dungeon Dice Monsters to make this game? Because both games have the same dice platform and use the dice to level up and or have more attacks things, and also it has monsters. I don’t know what it’s called but it’s a really excellent gameplay mechanic. This is why I was able to understand how to play because of Dungeon Dice Monsters. Maybe you should have written down a tutorial in the description to make it easy for players to learn. This game was great. But my main problem that makes this game really flood is THIS GAME IS TOO BLOODY LONG. I haven't got to the ending yet because I got too bored of it, (if you make your player board of your game, you failed at making a game). Does it even have an ending? I know there are only 6 stages but it feels like hours to get past one stage. There’s no SAVE, so I’m not going to ever get to the end because I don't want to do all that stuff again. I got excited when I killed the “Last boss” and I had to escape, but escape from what? There was nothing, The gameplay doesn't change, it’s the same dice thing. There’s no skill or challenge because your character gets buff so fast. Was Yugioh Dungeon Dice Monsters always this tedious? Probably not because in DDM, you see your goal and know how long it would take. Also, it was more balanced than Dual Monsters. This game still has potential, just like DDM. Just don’t make a game long for the sake of being it long if you're not going to change the gameplay.
…This might work for a video game base on Cube 1997 movie. If you don’t know what that is, DON’T WATCH THE TRAILER and watch the movie if you want. It’s free on Tubi and or Pluto TV. I’m not going to make a link because I can’t do that in reviews.

adriendittrick responds:

yeah, dungeon dice monster was an inspiration for the terrain!

[YIIKmas 2021: A Post-modern Art Collab]

" WHAT IS HAPPENING!!?? "

TheHauntling responds:

Ur mom >:)

[Jeffy Vs Jason]

The gun doesn't work.

Bountyspecialtist responds:

it does it takes a couple clicks to register

[Game and Watch: Madness]

All I have to do is spam mouse 1.
My score was 50.

Taka responds:

The mouse thing will be fixed at 3:30

[Laser Dames]

will this make me good at checkers?
and I think this game needs a score system, because I forgot my.
but this is still a great game and I hope you make a sequel one day.
I love seeing video game base off of tabletop games.

adriendittrick responds:

yeah 9 hours wasnt enough to implement a hi score system sorry!

[Super Fiasco Bros.]

this is a ok game. and a funny story in a game
but why was the screen so big?
a game like this should not have a screen so big like this

maxrobert responds:

Yeah, the size was a tad too big in response to a review below. Fixed :)

[NOTHING]

you call this NOTHING?
this game might be the next frustrating and addicting Mobile game, like flappy bird.
you can make this in to a real Mobile game and make some money off of it.

and my score was 105.

mmattugh responds:

Integrating this into mobile wouldn't be too hard actually.
Thanks for your feedback!