Total Medals Earned: 780 (From 209 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,725 Points
Medals Earned: 3/25 (15/485 points)
Play 360 Degrees.
Finish with more than 5k points.
Finish with more than 20k points.
Collect SKATE.
Collect COMBO.
Knock over all 10 garbage cans.
Squash all 5 birds.
Overload the water system.
Find the Secret Tape
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Flip 3 times in the air.
Survive a whole minute after the timer ends.
Finish with more than 75k points.
Finish with more than 125k points.
Finish with more than 300k points.
Finish with more than 500k points.
Finish with more than 1M points.
Finish with more than 2M points.
Finish with more than 5M points.
Finish with more than 10M points.
Complete two goals at once.
Complete three goals at once.
Complete four goals at once.
Complete five goals at once.
Complete all six goals at once.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
congratulations, you don't suck at this game
that was easy, innit?
OMG YOU DID IT!!!!111
Medals Earned: 59/100 (970/2,000 points)
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
06 - Get hit by a laser
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 3/55 (25/495 points)
Find the Chest
Perform a Guitar Hero at Guitar Hero Shack
Find the Shield
Find the Ambidextrous cave
Buy Ana Bell
Find Arrow
Find Baby Key
Find the Blue Rupee
Help Indie Ana Jones and her michi michi cake cat
Find the CampBell Soup can
Hear Charly Garcia Inconciente Colectivo
Hear Charly Garcias Rap de las hormigas
Hear Charly Garcias No estoy verde
Find Graham Bell
Find Green Arrow and Litte Green Cursos secret spot
Find Little Green Cursor secret Spot
Find Ice Cube
Help Iron Man in his duty
Find the Magic Beans
Find Link Coln Penny Face
Find the Purple Rupee
Find Red Rupee
Find the Ring
Find the Skulltulla Token
Help the Vampire with Diarrhea
Buy Taco Bell
Buy Tinker Bell
Find Yellow Rupee
Find BatMango Cave
Defeat the Big Keese
Find Bomb
Find the Boomerang
Find the Boss Key
Find the Broken Link
Find the Red Grasshopper
Find the compass
Find the Dark side of the Tri Force
Find the DJ PULP cassette
Find Donut Summer secret VIP beach
Find the Empty Bottle
Find Nemo
Find Lego Las Secret Spot
Visit the Finish version of Link Coln Memorial
Find the Link Coln Stamp
Find the Map
Find Green Rupee
Find the Hero Sword
Find the Keyss
Watch the Ring Movie
Repair Wookie Talkie
Find the Big Boss Key
Visit the Big Boo Cave
Find 4 pieces of heart
perform Link Coln Death
Find Missing Link
Medals Earned: 6/28 (30/240 points)
Hatching a plan.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Big round of applause!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/260 points)
Burn a Plank
Burn >25 Planks at Once
Burn >100 Planks at Once
Destroy a Balloon With a Dash Attack
Score Over 10,000,000
Complete Game
Hit a Victrola Twice in Midair
Medals Earned: 5/30 (30/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
first time calculating
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what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result