NoobClock666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Squidtalk 3]

Can they all just shut up!? Go choke on a plastic bag, you dumb fish! (I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the lame seafood that is saying garbage) Nothing is happening, they are just saying gibberish. It’s meaningless and boring, just like the real games.

[(Loop) ENA X HELLBOY: the future agent concept]

No one asked for a crossover of Hellboy and ENA, but I’m glad he did, kind of. And I’m glad this is not a ship. This is not a ship, right? What I really want to see in a cross-over is Hellboy or anyone to tell ENA

Hellboy: “...What the hell are you supposed to be anyway? ”

Abe: “ That’s not important right now. “

Hellboy: “NO! What the hell is that thong supposed to be!? It dosn’t look like anything! ”

Ranpakoka responds:

That'd be perfect, I love it. LMAO ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I thought they could have some sort of dynamic after realizing ENA's references to classical art, and abundant allegories to religious concepts.

Btw, you're right, It's more a crossover's “X”, than a ship. I think they'd work much better as chaotic friends/colleagues, than anything else. Hahaha

[Sublo and Tangy Mustard - Nightclub]

I think Katty's problem is that she's too good for this BS and wants to believe she's a great artist, but she's blinded by her own ego to know that she needs to practice art until she dies. I think she even failed art school. Another problem she has is not learning from failure. It's nice to have someone tell you that your art is good, but you don’t improve by someone telling you what you want to hear. A reword shows you improve, but you get more improvement by feedback about the flaws about your art, and she probably never gotten thar, and poeple only tell her art is good to make her feel better, then being honest with her. You learn more by failing and other people's failures. I mean, how did she not know about the dick drawing? That's something only a middle school dirtbag would upload on this website, which is funny, but not in a Sandwich shop. You keep that stuff on Newgrounds and not in public. So she thinks it's easy to drink her problems away, instead of trying to fix them, or make it better. That's why I believe that an artist should NEVER THINK THEY'RE HOT SHIT. But I'm still young and stupid, so what do I know? But I do hope she improves and quite the booze and partys. Anyway, this episode was great. The most long episode in the any season.
But most importantly, he got new pants! YES! I was so sad when he cried about losing his pants. That was so sad.
Keep up the good work!

[Real Golfing Hours]

This is probably payback for her not holding still at that art club.

[MvC3: Megaman]

...Is this supposed to make me want to play this game? OH WAIT! He's not in it. Makes sense.

[Friendly Neighborhood]

Spiderman?...AND ELSA!!!!!!!????? No! not this @#★! on Newgrounds! GET THE @#★! OUT! "Let’s make this clear - there is no value to any of these videos. There is no story, no purpose, nothing for your child to absorb. They’re so unstructured they might as well be completely randomized. They’re neon-lit, saccharine-filled junk food for your child’s brain, and judging from the view counts, most have been viewed hundreds of thousands of times."
Dani Di Placido
Senior Contributor
Nov 28, 2017

I have made my point clear. So please remove this movie from Newgrounds. I know I'm being a dick, but dude, this is an Elsagate video. There's nothing good about it.

[Chuck's New Tux!]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS TUX! HIS NEW TUX! WHY!!!!!!!! I did not see that one cumming. GREAT JOB!

[tf2 sniper]

Wait... the sniper voice actor didn't even play the game he worked on? Well, just like a drug cooker, they don't do their own drugs.
Really cool how fast you made this.

[Banned M&M's Commercial]

Now I'm hungry for dark chocolate.

[moushley]

WHAT!!!!??? I had no idea!!! Wait, why is she asking for help? She should be the one saving Leon.