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[The LAST SODA on Earth: Strange Scavenger]

Soda just makes you more thirsty... and fat.
DRINK WATER!
I find it annoying that no one is talking about that. I honestly don't really care about the plot that much because who cares if all soda is gone? I like diet soda like Dite Pepsi and A&W Zero Sguger Root Beer, and it would suck if it’s gone forever, but that’s not enough for a compelling story. If it were a world without beer, then that would be more compelling, even if I don’t even drink beer.
Sorry. I know you all worked so hard on this, and it looks great. It’s just not for me.
Also, the little sibling is fucking annoying and stupid, and I hate them.

[Silver Addresses The Allegations]

Please don’t kill me, but this is weirdly reminds me of Chris Chan.
A re-colored Sonic character with autism ranting on a video blog about being straight.

[ENA - Power of Potluck]

ENA is so… weird? WHY!? WHY IS SHE SO WEIRD!? What is wrong with her? Doesn’t she feel ashamed of herself for being so weird? What kind of place dose she even live in? Why is it full of freaks? I hate it. The series is just too weird and annoying for me to even enjoy. ENA is a freak. She’s different and I hate her already.
Bye Bye.

[WH40K: SpaceHulk]

"You are gay with your Assault cannon".
"I am gay with my Assault- ... you're probably right."
Man, that's funny.

[Sister Rouge the Bat]

BOOBS as a nun? Yeah, likes that gonna make her less sexy.

[Sublo & Tangy Mustard #11 - Art Show]

HA! Katie is such a loser! I hate her!
Honk Honk.

[STARBARIANS - Episode 3 (April Fools)]

I can't get over how amazing that potato animation was.

[EW Halloween Special]

I liked that Matt fought back.

[Hello Hellhole]

In the movie 28 Days Later, when they play the (A.M. 180) music in the Supermarket Scene, what I thought about was this Hellhole of a movie.

[Trials for Miles]

Is that a Rayman poster??? Okay 5 stars.