Oh my konami, they look so cute!
I just want to… SMASH HERE FUCKING HEADS WITH A RUSTY PIPE AND WATCH THEM DIE SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH AND THROW THERE HALF DEAD BODYS IN TO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
You: “ Jesus Christ! What the fuck is wrong with you!? ”
I’m so sorry, I should have said “ I want to see Mario smash here fucking heads with a rusty pipe and watch them die slow and painful death and throw there half dead body in to a wood chipper, while I eat pop corn. ”
I should draw Mario doing that to the “original character”.
You: “ you bitter not! ”
And I’m saying original in air quotes Because there not original characters.
You: “ … you are a bad guy. ”
Yeah, I’m a dick. And I fucking hate Splatoon.
You: “ why!? ”
Being a dick is fun.
You: “ NO, why do you hate Splatoon. ”
The squid kids are so cute, it makes me mad and I want to kill them.
RULE 25: If it’s cute, it needs to die. No exceptions.
You: “ You made that up! “
I know, but it should be a real rule because it’s true.
If something is too cute, it’s fucking ANNOYING and you want to kill it with a shotgun or a F.L.O.O.D.
You: “ F.L.O.O.D? The fuck is that? ”
The Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device.
Anyway, the inklings are more like the stupid bunny from Rayman, they are both punching bags for Mario and Rayman.
I like the style of this art but I hate Splatoon.