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[Christmas Marie]

All I want for christmas is… TO WATCH MARIO TAKE THAT STUPID MARIE SEX DOLL AND SHOVE IT DOWN HER FUCKING THROAT!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
...And a stick.

if you don't understand that stick joke then watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jtd3GR38wo&t=24s

[JUNGLE JAPES]

in america, you spank Monkey.
but IN SOVIET RUSSIA, Monkey spanks you.
https://youtu.be/Xw6lPlNCLmM

I couldn't think of a better joke.

Ruedefaux responds:

omg... LOL T_T

[Show yourself]

I saw that movie and...
IT SUCKS!

but... this is ok

VicDromer responds:

I understand, but thank youu!! ^^

[Cigarettes Will Kill You]

harvey is a spy!
the comic is ok, but if this is just a cigarette comic, I don't think the Mercury was necessary for this

[Bojack Horseman]

is that the horse from horsing around?

InsaneDingoArt responds:

What is this? A crossover episode?! lol

[Squid Girls]

Oh my konami, they look so cute!
I just want to… SMASH HERE FUCKING HEADS WITH A RUSTY PIPE AND WATCH THEM DIE SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH AND THROW THERE HALF DEAD BODYS IN TO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

You: “ Jesus Christ! What the fuck is wrong with you!? ”

I’m so sorry, I should have said “ I want to see Mario smash here fucking heads with a rusty pipe and watch them die slow and painful death and throw there half dead body in to a wood chipper, while I eat pop corn. ”

I should draw Mario doing that to the “original character”.

You: “ you bitter not! ”

And I’m saying original in air quotes Because there not original characters.

You: “ … you are a bad guy. ”

Yeah, I’m a dick. And I fucking hate Splatoon.

You: “ why!? ”

Being a dick is fun.

You: “ NO, why do you hate Splatoon. ”

The squid kids are so cute, it makes me mad and I want to kill them.

RULE 25: If it’s cute, it needs to die. No exceptions.

You: “ You made that up! “

I know, but it should be a real rule because it’s true.
If something is too cute, it’s fucking ANNOYING and you want to kill it with a shotgun or a F.L.O.O.D.

You: “ F.L.O.O.D? The fuck is that? ”

The Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device.

Anyway, the inklings are more like the stupid bunny from Rayman, they are both punching bags for Mario and Rayman.

I like the style of this art but I hate Splatoon.

Gachakoi responds:

Lol thanks for the comment!!
Also I do know what F.L.U.D.D is Lol

[Final Boss]

this would be the best and sexy video game Boss ever if it was real.

[Martian Queen Tyr'ahnee (Duck Dodgers) Wallpaper]

why is she so strong!? and it's not sexy.

[Shark dude]

that shark looks like a badass!
sharks are awesome.
you did so good with the colors that is looks like a real painting

[The Newgrounds Gang]

why dose pico has boobs?