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Tale Tell Games sucks

Posted by NoobClock666 - 3 weeks ago


Telltale Games tells you your choices matter, but that's a lie So what's the point in giving us choices if they don't matter? It would be better if they never gave us any. But the "choices that don't matter" are not too bad as long as the gameplay is good... BUT THE GAMEPLAY SUCKS! That's the problem with Tale Tell Games. It's like it's made for stupid babies that don't play video games. All the puzzles are too easy or don't have any puzzles. And all of them are quick-time events that take no skill.

The joy in point-and-click games is you can interact with the world and be smart when you solve a puzzle that is very hard. You don't get that in Telltale games anymore. Puzzles are fun.

It seems like it's a game that you can only play once. And that's a bad thing because video games are made to be played multiple times. In Arcade games, the game is fun so you would put more coins in and keep playing. Same thing with NES games making them replayable so you get your money's worth.

The story and characters are amazing, but you can say the same thing with TV shows or movies.

And another thing, the first episode of the game costs money, but after a while it becomes free. WHAT!?

No wonder Telltale Games shut down.


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Its Not For Everyone : Its A Minimalist Style For People Who Enjoy Medias But Want To Sit Back And Relax Instead Of Worry About Difficult Game Mechanics

When You Buy A Telltale Game Your Buying It For The Story And Immersion Of Reactionary Choices Not Dynamic Ones That Drastically Change Things But Compell You

If You Want The Best One I Recommend The Walking Dead The New Frontier Then Game Of Thrones

New Frontier Actually Has Very Meaningful Choices That Greatly Shift The Story And Affect The Ending I Highly Recommend Playing The Walking Dead The New Frontier Its The Best Telltale Game By Far

They cost money and I'm not paying shit. Plus, I watch them on YouTube so there's no point. Also, "Minimalist Style"? I looked it up and I saw Pacman. And Pacman has more gameplay and challenge than any new TaleTell game.

Well, the main downside of Telltale's demise is that we're probs never getting the Poker Night games back, sucks :(

Oh and the other thing, those poker games were good because THEY WERE REAL GAMES. They were fun and the video game characters were fun. The first game taught me how to play Taxen Holdem. But now we are never gonna get a 3rd game and there's no way for me to get the Samson Skewer for TF2. FUCK YOU TALETELL AND COPYRIGHT!
I also forgot to say they only made license games after TWD.
Look, TWD is great, don't get me wrong, but they were the last good games because they were games with puzzles and things to do insited of being fast pace. The beauty of point and click games were you are stuck in one area and you have to make do to know how to solve it.

I mean... 'Telltale Games' closed down back in October 2018, so I'd say the majority of the gaming community agrees with you there. (Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telltale_Games )

I only ever played 'The Wolf Among Us' because a friend gifted it to me back when I still used GOG. At best I would have rated the experience a 2.5 out of 10. I still have my notes from back then. One of my few "positive" remarks about the game is also the most telling: "The game's story is doing a great job in making me feel as fed up with everything as the Big Bad Wolf is..."

Ha! I was right!

I loved MC Storymode Rip Reuben

they tell tales. but only one tale.

THEY TOOK OFF POKER AND STRONG BAD

It sucks, cause I feel they've warped how the average person views point-&-click adventure games. There's now this misconception that point-&-clicks are just these slow, boring, artsy walking-sims, and I feel it's been a big factor in the genre's decline.

I think the reason people liked the Telltale Games was because of that The Walking Dead game, which was seen as "a better TWD game" at the time (the other TWD game at the time, Survival Instinct, was panned critically).

Telltale Game used to make good games like TWD. I should have said that. Fuck.
So a game with a challenge and fun puzzle and stuff make a game a good game. Or a game at all. Telltale don't do that anymore. Before they close down.