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NoobClock666
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My second first dirty magazine.

Posted by NoobClock666 - January 15th, 2024


I put too much thought into getting a dirty magazine. If I’m going to get one, it better be the last one I’ll ever buy, because you can get porn for free on the internet. But I wanted to get one because it’s good to have one in hand if the power goes out or just have one for the novelty of owning a porno mag. I just had a lot of fun buying one. Read u/Gofishyex reply and you’ll see what I mean.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/6r58lb/do_people_still_buy_printed_porn_magazines/

But the one I got is mostly weed ads and stuff that’s not boobs. Yeah, there’s women, but the nipples are censored…FUCK! Are you Kidding me!?I don’t give a fuck about Life style, I only want tits and ass! I paid 5.99 bucks for it! Well that’s what I get for buying this and not the ones that are 10 moneys more and a dvd.

I’m not showing the magazin because I don’t know that much about it and I don’t want to risk people finding where I live.I should have gotten a playboy mag on ebay and the bunny girl on it. Bunny girls are hot. Who gives a fuck about the articles. Whatever. It was cheap and I don’t want to buy anymore. I got the internet. Maybe I’ll get a Playboy mag on ebay and get rid of the one I have. But I’m not going to throw it away, but I can’t sell it.

Wait, what was my first dirty magazin? The Marvel Swimsuit magazine. I got it cheap and I really like She-Hulk. Why didn't DC do this? Sex sells a lot.

Just wanted to talk about it.

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I still love DVDs and CDs for the nostalgia and novelty, just like these mags. I got a DVD of South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut (pinis lol) recently, and it's the best movie ever you HAVE to watch it if you haven't. I just have such fond memories of going to the local DVD store with my grandma just before spending the weekend at her house, looking at all the vast, vast selection of DVDs, and going for the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie for the 20th fucking time. Watching Flushed Away for the 50th fucking time on my portable DVD player on a roadtrip. I'm not even that old, but I'm a hell of a nostalgia whore.

I loved DVDs as a kid. I remember watching the same movies and shoe over and over again with my two sisters. Today, I collect DVD for cheap or free. But I'm not gonna watch them because the cd player USB doesn't work on my PC for some reason. I should look at that. Also, I have a lot of VHS and the VHS player doesn't work.