Look, I know smoking is bad. I saw all the anti Cigarette horror commercials and school tells me not to. It's bad for your lungs and will make you die slowly and painfully. BUT IT LOOKS SO COOL! All the great artists smoke. It just looks cool. But I don’t want to die painfully. I wish there was a way to smoke something that won't kill you. Why can't they make a cigarette that is 100% safe and not addictive. Soon I found gum cigarettes and I really enjoyed them. They were cheap and had a nice puff. But if you put it in your mouth for too long, it will make it hard to take apart. Soon I wonder, what would it be like to smoke it? I watched this Clone High episode about smoking raisins, and I wanted to copy something I've seen in a cartoon that was canceled because some people don't have a sense of humor. But comes back for season 2, but was a big disappointment. But anyways, I wanted to try to smoke a gum cigarette with a lighter I found on the ground a while ago. I also record myself smoking it so it won’t be a total waste. I was having a hard time trying to light it, because I forgot I had to push the thing down to make it work. So I lit up the gum cigarette and the light went out. So I tried again and I tried putting it in my mouth and Immediately regretted it. I gave up and just grew the gum, but not the burn part. But soon I got really sick and I thought my lugs were failing. I thought I was dying from smoking and I never want to do that again. That will be the last time I will try to smoke, I hope.

A couple of days later, my older brother took me and my two older sisters to dinner and I told them about the smoking gum. My older sister told me I should never copy what I deemed on tv and my brother thought I was a fucking idiot.

There's this fake prop cigarette that's used in movies and not addictive. But they still emit carcinogens and toxins. FUCK!!! Maybe I should try prank Cigarettes.

Thanks for reading and never smoke.

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