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NoobClock666
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Google home sucks

Posted by NoobClock666 - October 20th, 2023


So yesterday, I was cleaning my paper cutting table with Super Sani-Cloth wipes, but I inhaled the smell or whatever and I got a sore Throat. FUCK! NOT THIS FULL SHIT AGAIN!

So, in the middle of the night, it got worse, so I got a 7-up can. (I don’t drink that stuff. I was going to give it to trick or treaters, but that was also fucking stupid because now I can’t sleep. I should have gargled and spit it out. I woke up at 7:00 am and I told my google home to set a timer for 10 more minutes. Or 30 minutes. BUT I WOKE UP AT 8:50 AM! MY WHOLE DAY IS OFF! 

Never use a google home as an alarm or timer. Also the stupid thing doesn't even work right. The music only plays the same songs. It takes forever to answer your quotations, if you're lucky to even get an answer . And the timer is so unreliable. If you say stop to something else, it will stop the timer.

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So how was your morning?


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People who are like really, really into modern, up and cumming technology just needa shut up dawg ☠️☠️The worst is wireless charging. It's stupid and poopoo and I don't get the point. All it is is just something hella flimsy that a slight gust of wind would stop it from charging and YOU CAN'T USE YOUR PJONE WHILE IT'S CHARGING SO WHAT'S YTHE FUCKING POIUNTq!q!!!!!!! I mean I had an iPhone from 2001 until like 2 months ago so maybe that has something to do with it.

Oh, I use my phone as my alarm. It's great. The key is to make the alarm sound really annoying and put it fat away. Then you would have to talk to it and you can’t go back to bed.

sometimes the google be pausing on me like when i literally say “hey google” LIKE DONT PAUSE ON ME

also my google also plays the same songs for me too. I MEAN it’s ok since i liked that song but my sister was kind of annoyed

my morning was ok btw