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Changing my name again?

Posted by NoobClock666 - April 25th, 2022

YAY! I’m a supporter again, again! I don’t know who gave it to me, I think it’s because of the new “Custom Profile Picture Shapes”, so thank you to anyone who gave me the supporter gift. I have another chance of changing my username. For a while now, I have been thinking of changing my name because I first got beef for my online username from my sisters and their friends. I had to explain to them that it was a misunderstanding. The reason why I made my name to NoobJew666 was that I was a fucking stupid teenager, that thought Christians and Jews were the same. BUT THEY'RE NOT. I finally learned the truth now. I learn this from an (ominous Source I will keep private) that the big difference between Christians and Jews is; that Jews don’t need to believe in God. I did not know that. You can still be Jewish by practicing all the Jewish traditions, but Christians need to believe in God. If you don’t believe in God, you are not a Christian anymore, even though you still practice the traditions. When I first learned that, I was the stupidest mother fucker on the planet. I am not Jewish and I never was. And now I need to fix this shit and change my username. But change it to what?... NoobClock666 or just Noob-Clock-666. That should have been my Username from the start. I hope that this will be the last time I will ever change my Username. My outfit is not a Jewish outfit anymore, I'm just dressed as a Weirdo now.

But there's a problem with changing your online username. Everybody knows me as Noobjew666, people might get confused to trying to look me up. Also, my movies and comics have my old Username. Crap.

What’s better? NoobJew666 or NoobClock666?

Update 4/25/2022

I forgot to say to I'll change my username on May 1.




NoobClock almost sounds like Clock Crew, while NoobJew rolls off the tongue better.

Also if anything, it's the 'noob' part that needs changing.

I dunno, is it really important to you to have such a username? Does it matter what anyone else says about it? It's not inherently offensive so it's not like you have to change it. But if you don't feel happy with it change it. IMO NoobClock sounds better and is less likely to be misconstrued.

I mean, calling yourself NoobJew as a Christian is like calling yourself Afroman as a white guy. But being Jewish isn't really about faith, it's literally an ethnicity with a distinct racial gene - the Ashkenazi gene. Source: born Jewish.

That's what I was saying. "You don't have to believe in god". Also, I would have changed my username sooner if someone told me about the “calling yourself Afroman as a white guy” example, that you just say to me.

@NoobJew666 lol it's all good man, I mean I'm literally Jewish and I'm not like offended or anything, I just found it funny (both ha-ha funny and peculiar funny)