YAY! I’m a supporter again, again! I don’t know who gave it to me, I think it’s because of the new “Custom Profile Picture Shapes”, so thank you to anyone who gave me the supporter gift. I have another chance of changing my username. For a while now, I have been thinking of changing my name because I first got beef for my online username from my sisters and their friends. I had to explain to them that it was a misunderstanding. The reason why I made my name to NoobJew666 was that I was a fucking stupid teenager, that thought Christians and Jews were the same. BUT THEY'RE NOT. I finally learned the truth now. I learn this from an (ominous Source I will keep private) that the big difference between Christians and Jews is; that Jews don’t need to believe in God. I did not know that. You can still be Jewish by practicing all the Jewish traditions, but Christians need to believe in God. If you don’t believe in God, you are not a Christian anymore, even though you still practice the traditions. When I first learned that, I was the stupidest mother fucker on the planet. I am not Jewish and I never was. And now I need to fix this shit and change my username. But change it to what?... NoobClock666 or just Noob-Clock-666. That should have been my Username from the start. I hope that this will be the last time I will ever change my Username. My outfit is not a Jewish outfit anymore, I'm just dressed as a Weirdo now.
But there's a problem with changing your online username. Everybody knows me as Noobjew666, people might get confused to trying to look me up. Also, my movies and comics have my old Username. Crap.
What’s better? NoobJew666 or NoobClock666?
Update 4/25/2022
I forgot to say to I'll change my username on May 1.
Anonymous-Frog
NoobClock almost sounds like Clock Crew, while NoobJew rolls off the tongue better.
Also if anything, it's the 'noob' part that needs changing.